hummus cannon

When you dress up as Scotsman and stand at the top of castle fizzing on the people below shouting hummus cannon!

I was walking by this castle and there was this man stood up at the top of it firing jizz on the people beloe, shouting hummus cannon. Covered I was! Fortunately I had some carrots to clean my face

by MrHummus February 12, 2025

Hummus

A term for gay porn, that teachers do not commonly like. It is commonly mistaken for the creamy middle-eastern dip.

David: Yo teach, do you like hummus?

Teach: Do you want a referal?

by Djrizzla10431 September 26, 2025

Hummused

The act of taking back what they stole from you.

-Seeing someone wear my t-shirt, after they forcefully took it away from my hands, I rightfully took it back.

-looks like you just got hummused.

by Cheezburger1612 February 20, 2024

Lemon Hummus

Sweet passionate kisses from one’s true love.

Hey! I miss you, darling! Can I come over for some lemon hummus?

by A Mott April 24, 2025

Hummus

Hummus is a delicacy that tastes amazing with Simon. Mostly eating behind a tv.

"Now that Talia isn't here, we can suck off each other and eat hummus

by Fandango420 July 11, 2020

Buffalo Hummus

The absolute worst thing you can buy at a grocery store. It's COVID times, and still, the shelves are stocked with buffalo hummus. This is even after the toilet paper famine of 2020.

"Hey bro, you seen that new kid? He looks cool."
"No bro, lets go meet him."
"Hey, whatcha eatin'?"
"Buffalo Hummus."
"Yuck man, lets ditch this guy."

by uwu777 September 9, 2020

Marmite Hummus

A phrase for Justin’s shit

Paul gave Justin marmite hummus again and they had it on toast

by 2000002 April 27, 2022