Hey Jen, do you have any snacks?
Yes Grace! I have ithaca hummus and carrots! It’s so good, it was awarded “Mens Health 2021 Best Dip!”
Yes Grace! I have ithaca hummus and carrots! It’s so good, it was awarded “Mens Health 2021 Best Dip!”
by BeetBro1 November 24, 2021
When you dress up as Scotsman and stand at the top of castle fizzing on the people below shouting hummus cannon!
I was walking by this castle and there was this man stood up at the top of it firing jizz on the people beloe, shouting hummus cannon. Covered I was! Fortunately I had some carrots to clean my face
by MrHummus February 12, 2025
The absolute worst thing you can buy at a grocery store. It's COVID times, and still, the shelves are stocked with buffalo hummus. This is even after the toilet paper famine of 2020.
"Hey bro, you seen that new kid? He looks cool."
"No bro, lets go meet him."
"Hey, whatcha eatin'?"
"Buffalo Hummus."
"Yuck man, lets ditch this guy."
"No bro, lets go meet him."
"Hey, whatcha eatin'?"
"Buffalo Hummus."
"Yuck man, lets ditch this guy."
by uwu777 September 09, 2020
When you spread the lips of a pussy apart and cum in between the layers, making it a hummas wrap. If you wanna add hot sauce, wait till she’s on her period.
by Wowwhatagal April 20, 2020
by 2000002 April 27, 2022
-Seeing someone wear my t-shirt, after they forcefully took it away from my hands, I rightfully took it back.
-looks like you just got hummused.
-looks like you just got hummused.
by Cheezburger1612 February 20, 2024
"I hooked up with a Jewish girl last night. She is really into oral. I am going over to her place now home to eat hummus"
by Really likes hummus January 26, 2012