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Housed

To become so impaired that the next morning you wake up in a random house.
Dude! I got housed at Jeff's party last week! I ended up waking up at Lindsay's place.
by Tell me why do you care? February 25, 2015
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housed

She was housed last night after only two shots!
Let's get housed at the club tonight.
by Paige Christiansen January 3, 2009
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housed

Originating in the United States, housed is generally used to describe the velocity at which one consumes food. It conjures an image of something needing to be housed quickly, like refugees or a family new to an area. The word was created out of neccessity, being the only word/mental image fast enough to describe how fast an American can eat.
"...my friend invited me to go smoke a blunt, so I housed the three pancakes I had and went over immediately."
by Robin Nogs April 8, 2015
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Houseness

House, relating to FOX TV Show House M.D. character Gregory House, plus ness. Houseness is the quality of being cynical and making sarcastic comments out loud without remorse.
"Look at his houseness, he acts so cynical and tells people what he thinks of them, even if it's rude!"
by coolness50067 December 16, 2011
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House

The place you live, don't confuse it with the word "home" as they are very different.
I just bought a new house.
by AudOdd3 February 4, 2021
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Houses

1. If you live in the countryside (n). Plural of house. A dwelling, domicile, or place where people live.

2. If you live in a big city (n). Public housing. Places with the term "houses" affixed to them are typically known as projects; the term is applied to them in a feeble attempt to make them to seem more desirable.
Many times, these will be named after famous minorities.
1. Look at those houses over yonder hill.

2.
Taxicab driver: Where are you headed?
Guy: Oh, just over to the Garvey Houses. How much?
Taxican driver: ...you mean the Marcus Garvey Projects? Hell no. Get out.
by jonnydepplovesickne December 18, 2010
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house!

Derived from its simple beginnings in the Mars University episode of Futurama, house! can be used suffixed to any word or phrase to indicate your displeasure with that word or phrase.
On its own it forms a negative exclamation.
1. ROBOT HOUSE!
2. Contracting AIDS house!
3. "Fergus, why did you eat the fire-alarm?"
"I was making house!"
by Ryboflavin March 23, 2005
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