horn

70's Auto slang, for anything that looks or feels fantastic, gives a real or imaginary stimulus.
Errection.

"check out that horn set of wheels"
"Jonno's got a Horn Mrs"
"That womans got the Horn-est set of legs!"
"How did it go? It went Fucking Horn!
"That woman gives me a horn"

by Cassar November 17, 2006

horning

horning

verb, horninged, horning, noun

to bump your unicorn protuberance into various objects or persons, usually affectionately.

That was a great horning, Charlie!

by mandaofthenarwhal February 24, 2011

horn

To be 'on the horn', usually used when single to mean horny, and no-one but yourself to indulge with.

Oh man, I was on the horn last week... i had to jack off three times in one day.

by jimbob August 29, 2004

horn

Horn is a term used by musicians instead of the term instrument.

<musician1>Did you bring your horn?
<musician2>yeah..

or

<m1>whats up with your horn??
<m2>the electronics got fucked up.

by saxojon January 3, 2005

horn

device for smoking marijuana

jamal..wheres your horn?

by mark palmer March 15, 2004

Horn

The definitions prior to this one are all fucking ridiculous. A horn is another word for a beer.

Gurbob:Hey lets go drink another one of this zatch's horns!

Gonepostal:Nay lets piss on the stereo in her living room and take the horns as we run out the door.

Gurbob: lol rgr that!

by Gonepostal April 4, 2005

Horned

To be drunk out fo one's mind.

"Dude I'm so horned after I drank those 12 beers."

by Beaker February 22, 2004