The technological and psychological predecessor to "the hooptie." It is extremely shitty, but since it is a beta, is also very unstable. It has too much power for it's own good, tyres worn on one side and the ability to drive on it's side using two wheels and not flip over.
WE WERE DRIVING ON TWO WHEELS! FUCK FUCK FUCK! I COULD SEE THE GROUND OUT MY WINDOW!! Hooptie RC1 beta is the reincarnation of Zues's throbbing dick!
by LordNikon9001 March 19, 2009
Get the Hooptie RC1 Betamug. by D-Lo May 13, 2005
Get the Mama's hoopty wagonmug. A rather cheap and/or crappie roadbike that was converted to a fixed gear, often with ghetto methods. Likely to have yates, and saddle set up at a slope angle
by lbb April 2, 2007
Get the hoopty ass conversionmug. Joe: Why, Jane, have you seen Mark's new car?
Jane: Yeah, homie. His whip was a janckty hoopty.
Joe: I understand you completely. Let's go toss eggs at that jalopy.
Jane: Yeah, homie. His whip was a janckty hoopty.
Joe: I understand you completely. Let's go toss eggs at that jalopy.
by Womanof MassDestruction October 29, 2007
Get the His whip was a janckty hoopty.mug. Today it can be any car or vehicle used as personal transportation. But it was originally used to refer to classic 70's or 80's era large American cars (impalas, new yorkers, towne cars and so on...), usually found in the ghetto and in poor condition, that has been "pimped out" with garish paint, animal print interiors, wheels too large or too small and so on. They are often roomy, comfortable worn-out gas-guzzlers.
by fluxdelux August 11, 2004
Get the hoop-d, hoopdie, hoopdy, HOOPTIE, hoop-t, hoopty, hooptee, etcmug. In the past, a hooptie was an old car, really raggedy or just worn, that had seen better days. A hooptie could be a car that had been in a fender bender and the owner opted to fix the damaged body panels with mis-matched colored parts from a similar car from the junk yard. In high school, if your car (no matter what it was) had four different make tires on its four corners, it was an automatic hooptie! If it had one different make tire amongst 3 of the same brand, you might still be driving a hooptie! At some point, "hooptie" began to get reserved for big ass American cars from the 50s, 60s, and 70s. Lately, those few left over big cars from the 90s and 00s can qualify, but it must be American. If it was a raggedy little car or a foreign car, it was a "beater" or a "bucket." A true hooptie must be American!! There is a new additive to the term which is "Love." These days, most of us have a special affinity for big old Detroit-built land yachts, whatever the condition, that mom, dad, grandma or grandpa drove. In fact, where would the "Low-Rider" be without a cheap or abandoned hooptie like a 60s Chevy Impala or Mercury Marquis? In the future, "hooptie" will mean a well-loved vehicle. It's a car that elicits looks and conversations. How cool is that? Hooptie: not an insult at all!!
I'm rollin' in my '64!! Well, right now, it's just a hooptie, but wait 'til I trick it out!!
I just scored a bomb-ass hooptie for less than $1500!!
I'm feeling your hooptie, bro!!
Me: "That's a cool old Cadillac, young lady!!"
Elderly original owner of said Cadillac: "It's my hooptie!!"
(The preceding were real comments heard on the street!!)
I just scored a bomb-ass hooptie for less than $1500!!
I'm feeling your hooptie, bro!!
Me: "That's a cool old Cadillac, young lady!!"
Elderly original owner of said Cadillac: "It's my hooptie!!"
(The preceding were real comments heard on the street!!)
by Detroit HoopDees March 21, 2022
Get the hooptiemug. 1. (Noun) A car (usually older) in a run-down state due to the owner not having the money to fix it.
2. (Noun) A 'legacy' car passed down as the owner gets a newer car. Older teens will pass it on to younger siblings as well. In the military, hoopties can go through many owners as people are posted to and away from a base.
(Example, an Army sergeant in 1990 bought a hooptie from a soldier leaving Germany. He sold that car to another when he was posted elsewhere in 1992. He then was reposted back to that same unit in 1994 and was able to buy the same car back.)
2. (Noun) A 'legacy' car passed down as the owner gets a newer car. Older teens will pass it on to younger siblings as well. In the military, hoopties can go through many owners as people are posted to and away from a base.
(Example, an Army sergeant in 1990 bought a hooptie from a soldier leaving Germany. He sold that car to another when he was posted elsewhere in 1992. He then was reposted back to that same unit in 1994 and was able to buy the same car back.)
"Dude, I bet you're stoked about the new car! I know it was embarrassing driving around in your brother's old hooptie."
by anonymous January 9, 2025
Get the Hooptiemug.