Jess Hooper

Getting outrageously drunk on your last work outing.

1. Ohhhhh my heads so sore, I did a Jess Hooper last night... Lucky I don't have to see any of those people again

2. I've handed in my resignation, I'm heading to the work party, I'm gunna do a Jess Hooper

by Morpheus11122 October 18, 2012

Hooper hopper

People (typically females) that prefer men that play basketball primarily over other men. Tend to bounce between them.

She was dating one basketball player, now she’s with another. She must be a hooper hopper.

by Zoom19 April 30, 2022

Luke Hooper

Luke is a amazing guy who doesn’t take bullshit from anyone. He looses friends but they are fake friends. He is a amazing man who will be making a lot of money in his future.

Have you seen Luke Hooper. He has so much money

by User 14798325 May 10, 2022

Jungle Hooper

Another word for African Americans

God damn, don't you just hate when you're tryna go to Marley's Sports bar with the boys and it's just crowded with a bunch of Jungle Hoopers

by Mattsx03 April 1, 2024

Inconsistent Hooper

An inconsistent hooper is when you're good at basketball on some days, and just terrible on other days.

Denzel: Tell me why Kenan is suddenly good today? He was horrible just yesterday!

Matthew: He's an inconsistent Hooper

by 15Crossed April 30, 2025

hooper's pedo ring

Targets special ed that cannot testify against hooper

hooper's pedo ring Just nabbed another special ed

by MrYellowTeeth47 December 27, 2024

Indian hooper

A dumb ass nigga that cant guard the teams point guard bc he is raw asf and they ear curry every lunch sometime get injured all the fucking time “ryan”

Aryan is an indian hooper

by Chrisyjuan October 31, 2019