Trojan Hooch is a drink or drug of some sort that sneaks up on you when you're least expecting it and MESSES YOU up. Just like the Trojan horse.
by Trojan hooch December 7, 2010

by ziv June 29, 2005

Marie is hooch-a-rrific.
by Hooch in training May 9, 2006

This sexually move, quite common in Russia, is preformed by fucking some girl, preferably dumb, and when you're about to cum you turn her over and let your dog fuck her as you blow a load on her face.
I gave that girl the Turner and Hooch she's never looked better than when my dog was hitting that ass.
by Col. Pooper October 16, 2008

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH MUFFIN!!
ZEH HOOCH MUFFINS ARE ATTACKING!!
hey...hand me one of those sweet looking hooch muffins
you are such a hooch muffin.
li3k hoooch. ow3ned
ZEH HOOCH MUFFINS ARE ATTACKING!!
hey...hand me one of those sweet looking hooch muffins
you are such a hooch muffin.
li3k hoooch. ow3ned
by MELLY March 9, 2004

by tastiboi January 28, 2010
