A hookers toothbrush

A procedure of which takes place in the morning, you drink a swig (mouthful) of vodka in replacement of brushing your teeth to then spit it out.

Did you know that Amy uses a hookers toothbrush?

by Lucifer_009 May 25, 2018

hookers bath

Definition 1. is a blatant rip-off of George Carlin.

Mr. Carlin didn't use hookers bath to describe the washing of these four areas.

by Carlin Fan October 4, 2005

Honkeystomp

The act of a caucasian beating by any other race, gender, or creed. The word is a combination of honkey (a slur for caucasian) and donkeystomp (the act of beating someone senseless).

"I'm going to honkeystomp that posing wigger."

by distant September 20, 2004

Ass Be-honker

A little green goblin wearing a clown nose that lives in the ass of an Australian Virgin Woman.

You are a stupid little Ass Be-Honker.

by Wafflez Hudson August 31, 2005

Hookers in Johns

The acclaimed pornographic film by rookie film maker Bert B-rellie starring ladies of the night in Atlantic City. Plot points include hookers pooping and urinating onto a camera in a porta-potty to old men having sex with hookers in porta-potties, as well as a gang bang scene in the bathroom of the Tropicana where there are hookers pooping and urinating while other hookers are having intercourse with old married men. SPOILER: The film ends with a man hugging a toilet in Tropicana after the Atlantic City police caught him doing cocaine off the seat. It is believed this is an ending setting up the sequel about male hookers in johns, but details are uncertain.

Hookers in Johns is purely fictional, it is not a documentary.

Hookers in Johns is setting the film industry on fire!

by B-rellie August 6, 2011

dong-honker

1) General term for one who is stupid and lazy. Alternately, one who sits around honking his dick all day.

Slacking off again? Christ you are such a dong-honker!

by Blaine April 3, 2003

Hookers and Blow

See: Charlie Sheen

"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen."

"The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. My success rate is 100 percent."

'Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh."

-Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen loves hookers and blow.

by zzzzzztop March 28, 2011