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homophobic 

Fear of homosexuals, usually found in guys. Truthfully makes no sense, considering lesbians are homosexuals. Can we say "double standard"?
Homophobic Guy:John is such a fag. Lets
go beat him up!
2nd Homophobic Guy: Nah man, lets go
ask Jane and her gilrfirend to let
us watch them have sex!I love
lesbians!
homophobic by loser December 30, 2003

homophobic 

Jumping on a chair and screaming when you see a gay.

Oh, you thought I meant "homophobic", as in being an asshole.

Because "phobia" means scared, so you're homophobics are scared of gays.

So really, the people who hate gays and call them names are assholes.
person 1: Hey look, there's Chris.

person 2: *screams, jumps on a chair and whacks Chris with a broom"

person 1: What the hell?

person 2: what? He's gay! Help me!

person 1: Dude you're just homophobic.
homophobic by emo-alpacas-FTW July 21, 2012

homophobic sex

Sex between two (or more) heterosexual people after at least one witnesses or encounters something very gay. This type of sex cleanses the mind, body, and soul of any gayness that has been experienced.
After watching "Sugar" Ray Leonard kiss two of the "Contenders" on the cheek, I felt very gay. I immediately had homophobic sex with my wife to feel like a man again.
homophobic sex by JeffB36 August 23, 2006

homophobic 

Someone who still believes in the Obama / Clinton pre-2012 election position on gay marriage.
A conservative. A believer in "traditional values" and heterosexuality as being biologically normal.
Mike: I just think that male with female is basic biology, and that the anus was not designed to be a sex organ. Marriage should remain as it has been for thousands of years and in almost all religions and cultures.
Bruce: You homophobic, intolerant, teabagger, Christian scum! People like you should be wiped off the Earth! Die, you Racistsexist homophobe!
homophobic by Caprico July 30, 2013

Homophobic 

An adjective exclusive to members of the LGBTQ+ community, which is used to express extreme exasperation at any minor inconvenience.
Paula: "Hey, sorry, I forgot to ask for extra ice in your coffee."

Brain: "Ugh! You are literally SO homophobic!"
Homophobic by woey April 7, 2022

Nae nae Homiephobe 

Nae nae homies is the belief that it’s not gay if it’s with the homies

But a nae nae homiephobe is a person who hates that and cancelles all nae nae homies.
Cheezwhizaddict: Bro ur my nae nae homie

Whoreepuke: yeah let’s go make out in the park but you know it’s not gay because your my homie
Naenaehomiephobe: nah dudes that’s disgusting!

Cheezwhizaddict: stop being such a nae nae homiephobe!