Hoecariously

to live through a hoe since you a sad one penis alumn

You have to go f*ck that guy and tell me how it goes, I'm living hoecariously through my friends.

by Hoe of the Year June 13, 2017

hoeicution

Bitches that fuck with six niggas in one week

Jay "Dats a hoe Alex dont fuck wit her "

Bobby "No bro dats a Hoeicution"

Alex" wat"

Bobby "A Hoe dat fucks every nigga

by Urban Lj April 19, 2018

Hoeception

When you first meet a girl and you get that hoe vibe, only to find out later she's an even bigger hoe than you first suspected.

Yo I knew she was a hoe, but damn man I didn't know she had been with the whole block. Talk about hoeception.

by Jwanello85 April 20, 2018

Hoecake

A sweet nice person but you still a hoe ..

Yeah bae u wool and shit but you a hoecake str8 up #facts

by Twin1215 March 14, 2018

hoecountant

Noun

A person whose job is to keep track of or inspect prostitutes, usually hired by a Pimp to keep track of the abundant amount of "merchandise" that he currently possess. A sub genre of the job can include ,but is not limited to, counting out the profits made by such "merchandise" and reporting back to the pimp for his piece of the cut.

"I got so many hoes that I lost track."-Pimp 1
"Deadass, what you need is a Hoecountant, he'll keep track of all that shit. "-Pimp 2

by .vexe March 19, 2018

hoeactrics

When one behaves and engages in hoe-like behavior. A term coined by Urban Magazine's publisher, Be'n Original.

Now that I'm single, I look forward to engaging hoeactrics tonight.

by be'n original October 28, 2019

HoeHag

A special type of hoe, the HoeHag is most of the time clueless and live isolated from her mind. Her QI is somewhat discontinued, she can still make an effort to reach the great public by begging some owo currency.
The HoeHag has a a big diffculty for solving skill but she'll be greatly happy is you do everything for her even if she suck a life. LmaoYeet

What a Hoehag
-You mean HoeAss?
No, an HoeHag, like Ava

by RcMarc February 19, 2020