by H TO THE ARLOT February 2, 2003
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Somebody who kicks ass at Guitar Hero and makes them think they are good at the real thing but in reality they try to play a guitar like they are a god and sound awful usually blaming the guitar.
Guitar Her-No:"I can play erruption like Van Halen!!",
Real Guiatrist:"Really? Heres my axe prove it!",
Guitar Her-No:"Wheres the red button, man your guitar sucks!!!",
Real Guiatrist:"LOL You Guitar Her-No!!!"
Real Guiatrist:"Really? Heres my axe prove it!",
Guitar Her-No:"Wheres the red button, man your guitar sucks!!!",
Real Guiatrist:"LOL You Guitar Her-No!!!"
by Evil_Ernie December 12, 2009
Get the Guitar Her-No mug.Much like homosexuals, herbosexuals love each other very much, but instead of being bound together by each other's penises, they're mutual love is for marijuana.
Every stoner, at some point, has an herbosexual life partner. This is their favorite person to smoke weed with, and because of that eventually becomes their best friend for life, because they realize they have many other things in common and their affection for each other flourishes through the many stoned epiphanies, and other experiences they share.
If you are a stoner, and are not in an herbosexual civil union, you start to feel like one of those women who are turning 35 and still haven't found a man to have a family with, like Jennifer Aniston on The Switch. A stoner without a BFF, is like a pornstar without fake titties. It's just awkward.
Famous Herbosexual couples:
-Cheech+Chong
-Harold+Kumar
-Saul+Dale Denton (Pineapple Express)
-Smokey+Craig (Friday)
-Jay+Silent Bob
-Jesse+Chester (Dude, Where's My Car?)
-Larry+Rico (Puff, Puff, Pass)
-Betty White+Charlie Sheen (it's a little know fact that they were smoking buddies back in college).
Btw, drinking buddies are nothing like Herbosexuals. A drinking buddy can really be anyone. Herbosexuals are special, someone you really trust. Drinking buddies are like freaky trannies on the corner, and Herbosexuals are happy married couples.
Every stoner, at some point, has an herbosexual life partner. This is their favorite person to smoke weed with, and because of that eventually becomes their best friend for life, because they realize they have many other things in common and their affection for each other flourishes through the many stoned epiphanies, and other experiences they share.
If you are a stoner, and are not in an herbosexual civil union, you start to feel like one of those women who are turning 35 and still haven't found a man to have a family with, like Jennifer Aniston on The Switch. A stoner without a BFF, is like a pornstar without fake titties. It's just awkward.
Famous Herbosexual couples:
-Cheech+Chong
-Harold+Kumar
-Saul+Dale Denton (Pineapple Express)
-Smokey+Craig (Friday)
-Jay+Silent Bob
-Jesse+Chester (Dude, Where's My Car?)
-Larry+Rico (Puff, Puff, Pass)
-Betty White+Charlie Sheen (it's a little know fact that they were smoking buddies back in college).
Btw, drinking buddies are nothing like Herbosexuals. A drinking buddy can really be anyone. Herbosexuals are special, someone you really trust. Drinking buddies are like freaky trannies on the corner, and Herbosexuals are happy married couples.
Al: Man...I feel bad for Steve. He doesn't have a good stoner friend. *Pass of the bong, stare at Steve asleep on couch*
Rylee: *Receives bong* Yea, well I guess we can have a polygamous herbosexual relationship with him.
Al: Woah, woah, what do you think this is, Half-Baked? Those kind of relationships don't work in real life. An herbosexual relationship is supposed to be between two dudes and a bong. An occasional 3rd dude is acceptible at parties and large get-togethers...but all the time? That would upset the balance of the universe.
Rylee: You know, it's highdeas like that that made me choose you as my herbosexual life partner. Let's finish this bowl and then go take a shower. No homo.
Rylee: *Receives bong* Yea, well I guess we can have a polygamous herbosexual relationship with him.
Al: Woah, woah, what do you think this is, Half-Baked? Those kind of relationships don't work in real life. An herbosexual relationship is supposed to be between two dudes and a bong. An occasional 3rd dude is acceptible at parties and large get-togethers...but all the time? That would upset the balance of the universe.
Rylee: You know, it's highdeas like that that made me choose you as my herbosexual life partner. Let's finish this bowl and then go take a shower. No homo.
by BigJohnOnthe Radio April 8, 2011
Get the herbosexual mug.Although heinous traditionally means evil, it is used by many teenage girls to describe someone that is so horribly ugly or disgusting that it is almost evil in itself for that person to look that way.
The word is not just used to describe extremely unattractive people, but it can also be applied to objects--especially clothing apparel.
The word is not just used to describe extremely unattractive people, but it can also be applied to objects--especially clothing apparel.
Mary: I think she is pretty.
Jess: Are you kidding? I think she's heinous.
Christina: What do you think of this sweater?
Jess: That is the most heinous thing I've ever seen.
Marissa: Do you want to go to the mall tomorrow with me and Johnny?
Jess: Ew!!!! Why do you hang out with him? He is SO heinous!!
Jess: Are you kidding? I think she's heinous.
Christina: What do you think of this sweater?
Jess: That is the most heinous thing I've ever seen.
Marissa: Do you want to go to the mall tomorrow with me and Johnny?
Jess: Ew!!!! Why do you hang out with him? He is SO heinous!!
by Dedani January 6, 2007
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Belonging to the Hernandez clan, a Hergnome is usually short in stature, and has a character-like face.
A Hergnome can be spotted in various cities throughout California and Mexico.
Belonging to the Hernandez clan, a Hergnome is usually short in stature, and has a character-like face.
A Hergnome can be spotted in various cities throughout California and Mexico.
"why didn't you go to band, mi amor?" asked Mama Hergnome when she recieved a robo-call for her daughter Ivon.
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