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riding herd

When you get in someone’ face or on their case to get them to move on something. Cracking the whip. Kick in the ass. Making something your life’s work
I’m riding herd on our goddamn government to do something!
by jay parker August 4, 2018
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nerd-herding

the process of chasing down, and then seducing, timid, nerdy boys.
"Snagging my new nerdy boyfriend wasn't easy - he was intimidated by me, so I had to employ a bit of nerd-herding."
by Mizg December 11, 2006
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Cereal Herding

While eating cereal, the process of herding the last few pieces to one side of the bowl so that you may get them all in one spoonful.
I was cereal herding this morning and got all 6 of my last fruit loops in one spoonful.
by B*ROCK December 28, 2009
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Yeti Herding

The act of adding a large amount of stupid, slow or ugly people on a social networking site.
Person 1: Have you seen all those people Alice added? She does not even know them.
Person 2: Yes, she is just Yeti Herding.
by Mr Oops January 11, 2010
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penguin herd

Rightfully named for a group of 4-6 women who waddle like penguins but graze hard like a herd of cattle.

They are usually found at the local watering hole once a month to get their feed on.

They are extremely hungry and not afraid to show it.

Only way to qualify as an actual penguin herd is to tip the scales at minimum 1000lbs......Not an easy task!
Stories have also confirmed making eye contact with them will sometimes turn you to stone.
Yo look at that PENGUIN HERD walking in !!!

Did they make weight??

Sure did. Bouncer said they pulled off an astonishing 1100lbs!

What a fucking embarrassment , don't make eye contact bro.

U kidding me, they are gonna be grazing like cattle. I'm calling dibs on that real hefty tart!

Sick u are. I'm doing the rosen walk away . What a farce....
by The squash PUMA November 13, 2016
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herd the cattle

Herd the cattle is when you finish in a condom then snap it like a whip on your partners ass, typically but not specific to, when in an orgy.
Dan pulled out and started to herd the cattle. Everyone went with it and started mooing.
by KrispyKreamed August 13, 2020
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Herd Hilarity

Achieved when a crowd of people at a comedy club, theatre, park, or dwelling, are all infected with the same intelligent jokes which causes them to have uncontrollable, non-stop giggles.
The only way we're going to get through this pandemic is through Herd Hilarity. After all laughter is the best medicine.
by Super Bono October 26, 2020
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