Hamster

A throwable animal. A great baseball.

I just threw my hamster

by Quincequines September 9, 2020

Hamster

A glorified rat.

Sam: Look at that cute hamster!
Jake: No, that's just a rat with more fluff.

by That-Lonely-Cunt February 18, 2019

Hamstered

when you nibble on someone's lip imitating a small rodent

i hamstered that bitch!

by HamsterKing January 6, 2015

hamstering

Expending a lot of time and energy, but not getting anything accomplished (just like a hamster on a hamster wheel).

Did you see Frank hamstering up on seventh floor again yesterday? I can't believe executive management isn't on to him yet.

by Skip Anderson April 10, 2008

Hamster

To violently make love at an alarming pace. In order to initiate a 'Hamster', the male must thrust at a speed which almost sends him into a spasm.

Man1: "Dude seriously, i hamstered the hell outta that slut ."
Man2: "No way!"
Man1: "Way."

by Flossua March 16, 2009

Hamster

Slang used by people who identify as or experience the following... non-able bodied, long term/chronic illness, having mobility issues, disabled, differently abled etc etc

Refers to people who are able-bodied

Intended use: to counter ableist culture/ableism.

I went to gym yesterday, it was full of hamsters.

by one of the people in the world September 19, 2016

Hamster

The cageing of blacks in a prison that resembles hamsters in a cage.

Rahway prison is full of freakin hamsters.

by Moe Foe March 30, 2005