Hamster

A young person who is not of Polish descent who choses to live in Hamtramck, Michigan because they were not yet ready to retire to Portland. They enjoy the low standard of living that Hamtramck offers, as evidenced by their radical practice of satire aimed at the lower standard of living they enjoy. They have a keen sense of time and space that allows them to locate momentary events in the city (Pop-Up restaurants, Pop-Up art galleries, and/or "house shows").

Hamster: Let's go to Campau Tower!
Hamtramck resident: Are they even open anymore?

by henryporter187 June 14, 2016

Hamstered

when you nibble on someone's lip imitating a small rodent

i hamstered that bitch!

by HamsterKing January 5, 2015

Hamster

A glorified rat.

Sam: Look at that cute hamster!
Jake: No, that's just a rat with more fluff.

by That-Lonely-Cunt February 17, 2019

hamstering

Expending a lot of time and energy, but not getting anything accomplished (just like a hamster on a hamster wheel).

Did you see Frank hamstering up on seventh floor again yesterday? I can't believe executive management isn't on to him yet.

by Skip Anderson April 9, 2008

Hamster

To violently make love at an alarming pace. In order to initiate a 'Hamster', the male must thrust at a speed which almost sends him into a spasm.

Man1: "Dude seriously, i hamstered the hell outta that slut ."
Man2: "No way!"
Man1: "Way."

by Flossua March 15, 2009

Hamster

Slang used by people who identify as or experience the following... non-able bodied, long term/chronic illness, having mobility issues, disabled, differently abled etc etc

Refers to people who are able-bodied

Intended use: to counter ableist culture/ableism.

I went to gym yesterday, it was full of hamsters.

by one of the people in the world September 19, 2016

Hamster

The cageing of blacks in a prison that resembles hamsters in a cage.

Rahway prison is full of freakin hamsters.

by Moe Foe March 30, 2005