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Hammy the ham

The most perfect person ever. Chwis simps for her.
by yuhyuhariola June 30, 2021
mugGet the Hammy the hammug.

hammy bollocks

A derogatory term, most prominently used as a noun, to insult another party member. Most commonly used to cause offense to the person it is directed upon, and it's meaning is varied/not defined, other than it being an insult. Possible definitions directed upon someone being fat ("hammy"), an asshole or any other reason why you would consider even insulting them in the first place.
"You're a bitch."
"Well you're a hammy bollocks"
by Eide Irc September 6, 2013
mugGet the hammy bollocksmug.

hammy clit

an abnormal sized clitoris, usually too large
When Jason's mom pulled down her underwear I noticed she had a hammy clit.
by david12340 May 16, 2009
mugGet the hammy clitmug.

hammy fanny

when the vaginal lips hang loose from the camel toe like two slices of ham
you've got a right loose hammy fanny
by offoluke January 17, 2009
mugGet the hammy fannymug.

Hammy whore

A guy who attends a Hammonton school district and is an ass whole to a nice and kind girl
Girl you don’t need him he’s a hammy whore
by G.c.m May 8, 2019
mugGet the Hammy whoremug.

Hammy Jammy

When you shove all five fingers at once rapidly in or out of a vagina.
I gave my girlfriend a hammy jammy in the back seat of my car
by Houfyu December 31, 2018
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hammy bananies

When something is way too hammy for your bananies.
Man her tits were Hammy Bananies.

Those White Supremacists were Hammy Bananies!
by Scooter Ce September 1, 2017
mugGet the hammy bananiesmug.

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