Richard Hammond

1.)
The shortest presenter currently on Top Gear, Hammond nearly killed himself in the unspoken of crash in 2006, driving a car called The Vampire at around 300mph.

Hammond's nickname is 'Hamster'.

He has also presented other tv shows, such as Richard Hammond's Blast Lab for children, which was televised on BBC & CBBC.

2.) Possibly the best looking guy over 40.

Normal Dude: Hey, do you watch Top Gear?

Awesome Person: yeah omg have you seen Richard Hammond he's amazing & James May is an idiot he falls off stuff & Clarkson is so OBNOXIOUS you know what I mean? I LOVE Top Gear! Its like the best TV show ever what do you think?!?

Normal Dude: Meh...
<walks off>

Awesome Person: Well that was a wasted conversation... :(

by BadAssGirl December 30, 2013

hamden hockey

contrary to the other definition (written by someone who's clearly bitter and doesn't know how to spell), the hamden high boy's hockey team is the definition of class.

after 20 years of hard work and never-say-die attitudes, the boys have brought the state championship back to the town where it deserves to be and deserves to stay.

not only that, but they did it all with class. so much class that even teams they beat were rooting for them to win the championship...and that's exactly what they did.

way to go boys!
you ALL deserve it more than anything!!!

hamden's proud of you!

number one baby! 20 years later, hamden hockey is back on top!

by hamdenhockeyfan March 21, 2009

hambone

A Hambone is a term used to describe a Fat Jelly-ass who lives off welfare, is overweight and contributes nothing to society.

Ghost: The reason I made the hambone movement is so you idiots can go out and call fatasses hambones all across the world out here.

by stressed twilight sparkle October 15, 2011

Percy Hardon

When Percy Harvin does something so insane you draw wood.

Tim: Hey did you see Percy Harvins run last name?
Joe: Did I see it?! I had a Percy Hardon all night!

by Vanilla Weis March 3, 2009

Hammonism

The one-upping of another's story or comment with one of your own, with the goal of impressing others.

Waiter: Have a nice day!
Thomas: You have a better one!

Mason: I think I caught the flu, I'm feeling pretty bad.
Thomas: I don't feel so hot either, since I have Crohn's.
Micah: that's a Hammonism!

by Lubison710 October 11, 2011

hammons

A Nico-kun. Has glasses and is skinny. He likes warframe. He's smart but likes weird memes. You all need a Nico-kun in your life. He's also a tsundere and a hacker. He likes meaty whacks (*both chuckles*). Oh, and he plays bassclarinet but he hates the real clarinet. A Hammons also refuses to watch anime, however, he watches some secretly, such as Love Live! and Sword Art Online. Additionally, a Hammons enjoys watching weird movies like the Emoji Movie, Bee Movie, and Zootopia. He goes to the raddest school ever, Redondo Union High with his bestest friends Leyna and Zach and Cole and Ryder and other people. He also has a good friend named Dylan but we all call him Wally. Overall, Nico-kun is an intelligent otaku who can speak espanol and ingles and a bit of german. He is an AP Euro fanatic who strives for a 99%. You're life is complete after you meet a hammons named Nico-kun.

If you're a Nico-kun, then you're a hammons.
I wish I had a hammons in my life.

by Potabrolord March 3, 2018

Haidon

Absolutely The Best Niggas in The Game. They Short but make up for it with a Big 🍆. Will hold you down no matter what!

“Haidon, That Dick Good” said insert female name
“IK” replies Haidon

by clout philosophy October 3, 2019