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by dimdenus January 25, 2022
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Halal Pi

When the digits of the number π used in a given calculation to a certain degree of accuracy to produce a product need to be checked and approved by certified Islamist or Mohammedan educators before it could be sold to green customers.
The Taliban warn green publishers that only math titles that have the “halal pi” stamp on them could be used in local universities.
by Fasters February 10, 2022
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emna halal

she loves cats and doing her eyebrowes in all sorts of colours
omg look at emna halal her eyebrowes
by emna halal April 19, 2022
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halal lounge

Woah! Halal lounge has almost 900 members!
by XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD February 21, 2021
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halal food

Amongst the foods sold at the destination of your journey, halal food is the kind of food that is characterized by being sold by women who wears hijab (veil). Such food reflects the longing for the access towards halal food like during the flight to this destination.
After landing, the first thing I looked for was halal food, especially from those lovely women in hijabs, reminding me of the meals I had on the plane!
by Emotional Cruiser July 27, 2025
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Halal bean burger

a halal bean burger is a spicy bean burger which you can buy at the school canteen of hillhead high school, this 'burger' consists of deep fried spicy beans made into a patty, thats it, thats the whole burger apart from the buns. this burger is so disgusting there are ancient stories about ts it is genuinely feral and i would rather eat month old soggy cereal out of craig pitman's hairy asshole
Canteen Lady - Would you like a halal bean burger
Me - Hell no i dont want that shi twin
by halal bean burger August 10, 2025
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his meat is halal

the sound of a cat professing her love to a burger
BurgerTsar: "MashaAllah"
Pott: "when did burger become a muslim"
Tuttifrutti: "his meat is halal"
Happi: "OMG TUTTI X BURGER NEW SHIP"
by allahuakbartaliban November 28, 2025
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