Greek guillotine

The Greek guillotine is when a man's genitals are chopped off by a machete on a string.

Thomas had a Greek guillotine last week!

by sebs cum dumpster March 17, 2025

Guillotine

A Death Grips single from their 2011 mixtape Exmilitary, widely known amongst Death Grips and non Death Grips fans for the iconic screaming of MC RIDE in the track. Despite it arguably being the worst song on the mixtape it is one of the most popular songs from it and their entire discography as a whole. This is possibly due to it being the only single from the mixtape posted publicly on mainstream streaming services due it being the only song on the album with fully original production and not requiring any sampling rights
This song is also a good way to weed out who is a real (or basic) Death Grips fan or if a girl is a red flag or not

"Yeah man I was sliding in that one girl's DMs the other night" - Guy 1
"Oh word?!?" - Guy 2

"Yeah I found out she like's Hello Kitty and she even like's Death Grips too dude her favorite track is Guillotine" - Guy 1
"Stay the hell away from that girl, total redflag man." - Guy 2
"Oh you think so?" - Guy 1
"Yeah she only said that so she could relate to your weird ass. Death Grips sucks dude, especially that one shitty song Guillotine" - Guy 2

by Zach Hill's Friend November 18, 2023

Planet Fitness Guillotine

Dropping a heavy set of weights on your throat while working out without a spotter

Friend 1: I got hit with a Planet Fitness Guillotine last week and my throat STILL hurts!

Friend 2: Should have brought a spotter or lifted lighter weights, that's on you.

by Epic Kazoo Solo August 20, 2024

Guillotined

it’s when you put their head between your legs and squeeze as they blow you.

Damn bro my friend has on only fans, and her boyfriend apparently guillotined her on that shit.

by Fortherbois January 13, 2021

The Slimy Guillotine

When a girl with her 4 front teeth are chipped diagonally, resembling the angle of a guillotine, is giving you head with ounces of lube being used and slices down cutting the tip of your penis.

"Bro, some cracked bitch gave me The Slimy Guillotine. Shit hurt."

by people_like April 28, 2022

Raccoon Guillotine

When the asshole is trained tirelessly to reach peak physical excellence. This asshole will become so strong that it can decapitate an adult raccoon with a single flex.

Caiden’s so tight! He’s got a real case of a raccoon guillotine

by Lord Tickle August 28, 2025

guillotine hard on

In spy X family episode three one of the main characters: Yor gets hard from a guillotine

Guy 1: bro watch spy family.
Guy 2: I did, bro got hard from a guillotine.
Guy 1:GUILLOTINE HARD ON

by N-doggster March 4, 2024