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Mrs.Greenley

Mrs.greenley is a heartwarming ass hole that’s fat and lazy but you also kinda want her pussy. She’s nice at times but at others she’s a low life loser that likes bookstores and usually she’s a ELA or a math teacher.
by Kyle Freeman May 15, 2018
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Evan Greenlee

The perfect human specimen. Six foot five inches tall, 250 pounds body weight, four percent body fat, and the most fertile semen ever produced in the history of mankind. With only one look he can impregnate any woman of his choosing as they will carry his godly spawn to term. He is known throughout South Vietnam as the Tadpole Angel who shall bring great power and honor to all.
I think that the most comparable person to Jesus Christ is probably someone like EVAN GREENLEE.
by Jim Thicky September 15, 2021
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Alfie Greenleaf

An Alfie Greenleaf is a thing that will cut off your balls and make you digest them if you step on his toe
kid 1: GO STEP ON Alfie Greenleaf toes
kid 2: ok
kid 1: hahaha
kid 2: aaaahhhhh... ugghh ow!!! *couching and chokes on his testicleless*
by wogsaredumb September 5, 2022
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dirty greenleaf

When a man jerking his dick sees someone he pulls a blunt out of his ass and put it in his pee hole tube and vigorously fucks said person in the nostril and they both get high.
Man I walked in on my roommate Henry and he was high as fuck from a dirty greenleaf.
by Adolftitler69420 April 7, 2024
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Laura Lynn Greeley

The wife of Francis c Greeley. Both of Framingham Massachusetts. She is the most beautiful woman in Framingham currently and has been married since July 4 2022. Her sign is a Leo and she defines the the sign for all others. She also holds the record for the best marriage and handsome husband for two years straight. Miss New England for 2022 and top home chef back to back those same years as well. This gorgeous woman sets the bar for how to treat a husband and be a strong women.
Laura Lynn Greeley makes all other women look sad and slow in all categories.
by Laura’s husband April 18, 2023
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