Golden Pear

A lightly tanned, but certainly not sunburned, scrotum.

Friend: Bro, why are you laying in the sun with tanning lotion on your scrotum?

Bro: It's date night on Friday and my woman likes my fruit basket to have a nice golden pear.

by SrPickleTickle August 26, 2020

golden glitter

harry styles likes golden glitter in Unbelievers (larry stylinson fanfic) louis sprays golden glitter and it becomes Harry’s kink. we’re all traumatized now

Ill take you to the candy shop I’ll let you lick my lollipop. Fucking golden glitter im gonna kill you

by straightforharrystyles November 10, 2021

Golden Gorilla

noun.
A "Golden Gorilla" is a Brass Monkey taken to the highest level. The participant will drink half of a 40 ounce (ideally a Hurricane or Olde English) and pour a Orange Four Loko into the half full 40 ounce bottle. The result is a Golden Gorilla and a fun time. Try it this weekend.

Person 1: Want to go to Chris' and get some Golden Gorillas?
Person 2: Yes

by HurricaneSeason February 2, 2012

Golden Child Syndrome

Someone who is usually seen as the perfect child. People who are classified as a golden child are typically the favorite.

I didn't realize until it had gone too far that I had the Golden Child Syndrome.

by hopefility December 18, 2018

The True Golden Experience

The act of receiving immense pleasure from your significant other so good that it is a life changing experience that you may never have ever again.

Giorno Giovanna was happily able to try the true golden experience with Mista.

by Lewd Loli May 25, 2019

Golden Retriever Boy

A male who is goofy and gullible, yet very loyal and protective. Is often confused but excited and just wants to make others laugh.

He is such a cute Golden Retriever Boy and I can trust him.

by CatalystLuna December 18, 2020

comedy gold

Really good joke or humour, especially in the sense of unintentional hilarity. Comedy gold is or is worthy to be a classic.

I heard something today that was comedy gold: "I had lunch with several international students here; one German, an American and two from Nepal, and they were so typical: The European guy talked about culture, the guys from Nepal talked about religion, and the American was eating".

by Mikademus August 28, 2010