Glimpuck

Somebody who is...

Kidding.

Can't tell ya glimpuck

Chad: "That guy Marion is such a glimpuck"
Aiden: "Yeah man I hate glimpucks"

Marion: "What is a glimpuck?!"

by nonglimpuck July 3, 2023

gnop-gnip

Ping-Pong spelled backwards.

This just in: "Ping-Pong" spelled backwards is "Gnop-Gnip".

by Ashley (Dizzy) January 22, 2008

Gimper Boyz

The absolute most laziest fucks you've ever even heard of in your life. They lay around all day every day hogging every bit of Internet bandwidth looking up things that lower their IQ and further their paranoia about everything. They also wonder why they can't find employment although they've never even attempted to fill out an application with all their bandwidth hogging. They would attempt to wash a dish occasionally but after breaking an arm trying to lift a tablespoon with their little toothpicks they no longer attempt to try. These gimper Boyz epitomize laziness in every way possible. They also don't own a real stereo but sometimes attempt to crank their music on their crappy little computer speakers.

Those Gimper Boyz sure are some worthless sons of bitches. I'm surprised they didn't get winded walking all the way from the couch to the computer chair.

by Blindwilliesyphillis July 5, 2017

glimpse of us

jojis song of him comparing his old relationship to current. basically saying that his ex was one of a kind and he will never find another like her.

bf: "hey can we break up for a few minutes, joji's song 'glimpse of us' came out"

gf: "what why?"
bf: "i jus really miss my ex."

by abortiongod7 July 22, 2022

Gimpalopagus

One who is full of Gimp.

A newb or a poon. Someone that sux0rs so bad you wanna stab their face

A Good Lay

TJ Young

An egyptian princess that wears a wooden leg on her left wrist and whose father was raped by a goat during the spanish Inquisition.

The Southern Swamps of North Dakota

"Stupid Gimpalopagus!"

"Dude, ur mom was a nice Gimpalopagus Last Night"

"Stupid TJ Young! Gimpalopagus is My Word! So SHUT UP YOU DAMNED JEW FART"

"Iraq was invaded by the Gimpalopagus"

"Sucks to live in that damn Gimpalopagus"

by Darkaz August 12, 2004

sweating like a gimp in a sauna

Phrase to describe profuse sweating analogous to the moisture output of someone in a sauna who is clad head-to-toe in leather.

"Man, it's hot today. I'm sweating like a gimp in a sauna!"

by Bellser July 30, 2006

Gimpus

To make fun of or insult somebody with Gimp-like atributes.

"Hey Gimpus, you're a Gimp"

"Gad Zooks man"

by Gimp p. us February 10, 2008