Gnarl Shine

To blow someone off hard core and without a reason. To stand someone up.

"Shane is really lame. We had plans to go to the club on Saturday and the bastard thoroughly gnarl shined me. Didn't even call. Fucker."

"I'm sick of Chris' bullshit attitude. I'm going to gnarl shine him for surfing today."

by HankB June 15, 2009

gnarlboro

Cigarettes for only the gnarliest, baddest dudes on the planet. If you've never smoked one you don't deserve one

Gnarlboro lights? that's impossible

by herbivor October 30, 2009

Gnarl-donkulous

A term used to define something as both totally amazing and completely unbeleivable. (Particularly used at extreme sporting events)

Dude, did you jst see that 1080 backflip, over those 20 buses? It was gnarl-donkulous!

by OMG!Art September 11, 2012

Gnarly poop

Just a flat fuckin gnarly poop. One of those where you're sitting down droppin a deuce canoe in brown town and you're just thinking about how badly you wished you had fixed your exhaust fan when it broke last month.

Bro, I just took a gnarly poop. For real, give it at least 10 minutes before you go in there.

by The Real Clitorisaurus September 12, 2018

gerlauncho

An animal with mainly black fur as well as some white fur that is really snazz. Alternatives include gerlaunch and small baby gerlaunch

OMG did you see that cat!? He was such a gerlauncho!!

by 오리 May 19, 2021

velvet gnarly

A blowjob from and elderly woman who has removed her dentures.

Sweetheart, remove your teeth and give me a velvet gnarly

by partylights October 15, 2017

gnarlacious

1. See gnarly
2. Even more gnarly than gnarly

2. Dude I went up my block, and I just saw the most gnarlacious bike. I just had to steal it.

by MC BROWNAY March 10, 2008