Globglogabgalab

An amazing song, will however give you brain cancer...

I am the globglogabgalab and I love books.....

by TheLonelyCroissant April 12, 2021

glogirl

a girl who’s obsessed with chief keef like literally insanely obsessed

omg have you been to her house ??
yeah she has lots of pictures of some rapper all over her walls

yeah that’s chief keef! she’s such a glogirl

by fuckgoddamn July 10, 2021

Soviet Glonk

He is A being generally found along with Communist Amoeba. He, too, has only 1 aim in life and that is to establish world order by communism

Soviet Glonk shall fight for communism establishment.

by Communist Amoeba October 20, 2020

globgogabgalab

Humanity's one true fear

Dude, have you seen the globgogabgalab? Changed my life.

by globgogabgalabismyonetruelove May 15, 2018

gloig

he who enters the realm feels the wrath of xavier as he extends his lower hand in triumph of the maphistos victory. Touch noig on this gllorious day and experience in tha as he acts like a young badger should, hiding amongst the burrows and acting like a badger burns.

hey you wanna come out to the bar tonight?
no sorry, i already said i would gloig it with miles.

by Ludastve February 7, 2008

Glondore

A large, clumsy individual with no real direction or motivation in life. Activities associated with this individual include, but are not limited to, sleeping in late, practicing polygamy, lying on the couch, having each meal of the day delivered to their home, goating, paying friends to write homework assignments for them, and always having a $100 bill on the outside of their money clip in an attempt to impress women.

**Not to be confused with its more athletic and ambitious cousin, the Glondoor.

Glondore) "Mom, my credit card was just declined! What's going on?"
Mother Glondore) "You've been cut off son. You're 24 years old and it's time to get a job."
Glondore) "Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!" (While beating chest)

1) "Where's Glondore? It's almost 2:00pm..."
2) "He won't be up for a few more hours."

Semi-attractive young girl walks in house:

1)Who was that?
2)Not sure. Looks like she's headed to Glondore's room.
1)Poor girl
2)Indeed

by Whohaskaren? August 30, 2010

glogly

A Jesus figure in a religion based on a presentation tool commonly used in schools in the US
Glogster.com

Heather: Where are we worshiping Glogly tonight?

Jake: Just get on Glogster and read some Glogs

by The Holy Glog February 15, 2018