friend-hey man wanna go to the concert?
guy-yeah!
girlfriend-no you said you were taking me to the movies
PWNAGE!
guy-yeah!
girlfriend-no you said you were taking me to the movies
PWNAGE!
by Steve-o59 June 23, 2007
some member of the female persuasion who currently has the benefit or misfortune depending on your perspective to be sleeping with me.
by 3 meter skis April 17, 2007
tyler: hey bro i just got this hot ass chick to fuck me
alex: o-oh thats nice i dont have a girlfriend :(
alex: o-oh thats nice i dont have a girlfriend :(
by Sexy_Jay March 08, 2022
1."Who is that?"
"That is my girl-friend."
2."Who is that?"
"That is a girlfriend."
3."Who is that?"
"Ma girlfriend ya'll. I shagged her last night man."
"That is my girl-friend."
2."Who is that?"
"That is a girlfriend."
3."Who is that?"
"Ma girlfriend ya'll. I shagged her last night man."
by Urban Proffe-sirrrr May 26, 2014
n. indexical. the female to whom the utterant is attraceted in all relevent ways (e.g. aesthetic, interests, &c.)
my girlfriend is fly as hell and i (whatever my politically correct gender may be) cannot keep my hands off her. of course i'd miss her more if i could see her but not talk to her than if i could talk to her and not see her. i suppose that tells you where my priorioies lie, but then again welcome to modern technology. so who wants to guess my gender? you think you know but you gonna be wrong. love y'all anyway.
by anonymous (but the email is real) January 21, 2004
by iamsureyoudontwanttoknow November 05, 2015
The person who in a boy's life is there solely for the satisfaction of said boy who must be disciplined (spanked, caned, etc.) on a regular basisif she is bad or fucked as hard as the boy wants whether she likes it or not......
Boy: This is my girlfriend. She is my slave, and I get what I want. Right, Laura?
Girl: Yes, master...
Girl: Yes, master...
by dz.vdv August 24, 2006