girlfriend

a complete moneysucking bitch who takes ownership upon your balls.

friend-hey man wanna go to the concert?
guy-yeah!
girlfriend-no you said you were taking me to the movies
PWNAGE!

by Steve-o59 July 23, 2007

girlfriend

some member of the female persuasion who currently has the benefit or misfortune depending on your perspective to be sleeping with me.

"yes thats the girlfriend I'm shagging tonight"

by 3 meter skis April 25, 2007

girlfriend

something you and i will never have because we are lonely

tyler: hey bro i just got this hot ass chick to fuck me

alex: o-oh thats nice i dont have a girlfriend :(

by Sexy_Jay March 8, 2022

girlfriend

1.a friend who is a girl
2.a girl who is a friend
3.ma bitch

1."Who is that?"
"That is my girl-friend."
2."Who is that?"
"That is a girlfriend."
3."Who is that?"
"Ma girlfriend ya'll. I shagged her last night man."

by Urban Proffe-sirrrr May 26, 2014

girlfriend

n. indexical. the female to whom the utterant is attraceted in all relevent ways (e.g. aesthetic, interests, &c.)

my girlfriend is fly as hell and i (whatever my politically correct gender may be) cannot keep my hands off her. of course i'd miss her more if i could see her but not talk to her than if i could talk to her and not see her. i suppose that tells you where my priorioies lie, but then again welcome to modern technology. so who wants to guess my gender? you think you know but you gonna be wrong. love y'all anyway.

by anonymous (but the email is real) January 20, 2004

girlfriend

Something you don't have and probably won't have for rest of your life.

Girlfriend is a legendary creature.

by iamsureyoudontwanttoknow January 7, 2016

girlfriend

The person who in a boy's life is there solely for the satisfaction of said boy who must be disciplined (spanked, caned, etc.) on a regular basisif she is bad or fucked as hard as the boy wants whether she likes it or not......

Boy: This is my girlfriend. She is my slave, and I get what I want. Right, Laura?

Girl: Yes, master...

by dz.vdv September 14, 2008