Gerber

A "Gerber" is a baby food jar filled with cat urine and allowed to age until semi-solid, and then typically hurled at ones enemies, or enemies of ones friends, or sadly , at people with whom one wishes to create an antagonistic relationship.

Cat's do not emit much urine, so to fill a baby food jar with their urine is a clear indicator of the level of ennui of the hurler...

At the meeting, I knew I was gonna be fired so I reached into my bag, pulled out a gerber and chucked it as hard as I could at the back of her head.

by unfriend January 11, 2009

Gerber

(adj.) a word used to describe someone who looks or acts like a baby, or is just completely retarded

Shawn C is looking pretty gerber today.

by Shorty1296 July 13, 2011

Gerber

Gerber is a term used to describe someone who cant hold their liquor/alcohol. Coined from the name of the baby food company of the same name.

the name comes from the appearance of looking like a toddler due to the about of drool you are producing on your face

hey look at charlie! what a Gerber, he can barely walk and i think he shat himself.

by Roosta47 March 3, 2011

Gerber

Being easy or very simple. Relating too things you do (Test,Work,Etc.)
Originated in 6th period accounting to refer to a math problem.

Miguel- Yo, Frank how was the chem. test?
Frank- Son, that was Gerber!
Miguel- What flavor?
Frank- Peach you know tastes good but hard to swalow. *Thats what she said =)

by 6th period accounting May 29, 2011

gerber

1. Baby food - the real definition

2. Damnit, shit, this sucks

gerber!!!

by Jerm November 2, 2003

gerberbaby

When u fuck a girl so good she goes to sleep an while she's sleep you put your dick in her mouth

Her: damn bae u fucked me so good last night u put my ass 2 sleep. But why did i have a mouth full of cum this morning?

Him: oh i gave u that gerberbaby last night

by Gerber baby March 16, 2015

Gerber Status

When your bro is in a relationship/dating a girl who has a child from a previous husband/bf/and or one night stand.

John: "That girl Joe's been seeing is a total stage 5 clinger!"

Bill: "I'm pretty sure that chick has a kid"

John: "Joe's totally on Gerber Status right now!"

Gerber Status Gurber Gerber Baby

by Ginger Fresh February 6, 2010