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Georgia Southern University 

A 4-year university in Statesboro, Georgia. This is the real GSU. GSU is home to the GA Southern eagles, the fastest growing FCS football team in the nation.

The school is often the victim of abuse from 'students' from georgia state trash talk GA Southern because all the beautiful women come to the boro for school. GA State students tend to be angry weirdos due to the fact that they have to live and go to school in the slums of Atlanta sharing housing complexes with homeless people. While GA State kids spent Saturday night running around avoiding being hit by flying bullets and cars on the highway, GSU students are hard at work meeting the hottest girls and guys at local bars.

Although GSU students know how to have fun, there are many promient GSU alumni such as Daniel Cathy - President of chik-fil-a, Zach McLeroy - founder of Zaxby's, Hala Moddelmog - CEO of Arby's, Luke Bryan - country music singer as well as several PGA tour golfers.

GSU is the best damn school in the land.

Go Eagles!
"I go to Georgia southern University"
"I wish I was you"
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george slept with izzie 

Referencing well-known medical drama 'Grey's Anatomy,' GSWI is the sudden onset of remembering events, usually regrettable, that occured previously while heavily intoxicated, just as the late George O'Malley remembered his adulterous sex with Isobel Stevens.
"Oh no, last thursday night! George slept with Izzie."
"Ohh no, what did you do? ..."

Georgia State

A university located in downtown Atlanta. Georgia State used to be mostly for older people going back to school, but it has grown in popularity and now has lots of on-campus housing and people right out of high school. As of 2010, it is the second-largest university in Georgia with over 30,000 students, and has a second campus in Alpharetta.
Collin: Dude, downtown Atlanta is such a wasteland.

James: Not anymore, it's been taken over by Georgia State.
Georgia State by ATL4Life May 18, 2010

george stevens 

A man-child with a crippling phobia of the opposite sex. If approached by a women it will most likely spew some rubbish about yeast cells and run away
Girl: That boy I was on a date with last night was so nervous.

Friend: sounds like a George Stevens

Georgia Steam Roller 

A sexual act that includes one of the participants defecating (shitting) on the other and then proceeding to rub said fecal matter all over, mimicking a steam roller.
Man, I gave my girlfriend a Georgia Steam Roller last night.

Georgia State University 

A large urban research university located in downtown Atlanta, Georgia with a secondary campus in Alpharetta. Georgia State consists of over 30,000 undergraduate and graduate students, and is renowned globally for its J. Mack Robinson College of Business, the College of Law, and College of Arts and Sciences, among others. Georgia State has traditionally been known as a commuter school with many students taking night classes, but more recently has become a destination university for students fresh out of high school. Georgia State is moving towards a more traditional campus feel. This effort is helped by the recent construction of dorms and the new football program.
Hey, where are you going to college?" "I'm going to Georgia State University." "Cool, I heard they're starting a new football program." "Yeah, I'm going to be in the marching band. I'm really excited."

georgia southern university 

a pimp ass school in a pimp ass town called Statesboro, Ga.
It is the home of the Eagles, and many drunk college students
Watch out on game days...it can get a little out of hand-kind of like all the other days of the week
Sunday is the 1 day to relax
Oh yeah, there is school there too
Statesboro, the home of the Eagles at Georgia Southern University, we're a drinking town with a football problem.