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Geoff

Geoff is the stupid little brother of Jeff who is always following him and screaming "MY NAME E GEOFF" at the top his lungs.
Jeff: It's so sad that grandpa is dead
Geoff: MY NAME E GEOFF
Jeff: You should be the one in that grave
by Jeff with a dead grandpa February 23, 2018
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Geoff

A very cute boy. He has this super cute smile that makes you smile too. Eye contact with him would make any girls heart flutter! He’s just a boy who I’m deeply Fallen inluvv with yep he’s Geoff the boy and man of my dreams. He’s super loyal and has a good heart. If ever you have someone like him dont ever let him go! For he is a great loss...
by Ambrecious January 31, 2020
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Geofffing

During the Process of Geofffing, the person who is giving Oral also plays with your bobble sack.
This guy I know gave me the best Geofffing that I've ever experienced.
by BlackJackooo November 22, 2011
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Geoff

Geoff originates from the Greek mythological creature “ tenticalis “ meaning long wandering hands #Mrtickle
Everyone needs a Geoff in their life
by Mrtickle123 October 20, 2023
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Geoff

To make things worse than it already is
Another term for fuck
James, don’t geoff this up.
by Sweetcirx November 18, 2020
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Geoff

Geoff, diminutive hypocorism (or “pet name”) for Geoffrey which is an English masculine given name, or Geoffroy its French equivalent. It is the Anglo-Norman form of the Germanic compound *gudą 'god' and *friþuz 'peace'. It is a cognate of Dutch “Godfried” (God Fried) and German “Gottfried”. (Got T Fried)

Often confused with the anglified “Jeff”, Geoff represents the olde school version (with the e via the o). As you might say the word “yes” around Jeff, it would be correct to say “yeos” with Geoff. And while you definitely wouldn’t want to “eff” with Jeff, it’s cool to “eoff” with “Geoff”. Because the meaning of Geoff is “God’s Peace” it’s fair to say Geoff should be divinely chill, though who’s to say this “god” couldn’t be interpreted as a god of war and destruction that you caught on a good day? What is peace?? That’s a good question for Urban Dictionary!

It is important to note that Geoff is a 5-letter word where Jeff is a 4-letter word, and thus never subject to usage in a 4-letter word situation. As Nick Cage pointed out, “Jeff” could never be used in place of “Dick”, but more like “Jesk” which is like a weak ejaculation.
“Why yeos, ye may eoff with olde Geoff”
by Damn Hammered Dam Hammond hand January 28, 2021
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Geoff Collins

A Government official who was the execution target of one Al Shizaba and his notorious terrorist gang. However other than that one specific occasion he is quite a bore, he may have poked Francesco Shontally in the eye that one time but he really isn't all that interesting.
That Geoff Collins guy is such a drag.
by DaMightyNose July 21, 2022
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