Jacob Garrity

Lancky muppet with 8 finger at his left knee.

Chav 1: your such a Jacob Garrity
Chav 2: nah lad im leng

by Big_Boi_Karol May 9, 2021

A GAYJIT

A GAYJIT is when you call your mate and he says he’s 2min away whiles he’s actually 25min away trying to rub hit own ding-ding on another dude and hasn’t even left his house yet..

Bro on time:
Bro I’m here and have been waiting for 10min now.. where TF are you..
A GAYJIT:

Ooooooh bro I’m just in the parking,

I’ll be there in 2min…
Bro in time: tries to call the other dude and he knows he’s about to get his ass whooped, so he ignores all the call..
A GAYJIT:

Shows up 25min late on time and acts like nothing happened..

by BallzDeep_007 December 4, 2021

Malcom Garritty

A fat fuck. Often mistaken for huge animals such a whale or a hippopotamus. His diet consists of junk food and zero veggies. The floor shakes like an earthquake with each step he takes. Malcom Garritty is fat.

Is that an elephant. No it's Malcom Garritty

by anonymous June 6, 2022