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Gammon

English racists, predominantly white old men (but can be dark-skinned, young or female), who turn crimson with rage when their racism spews out
"Your timeline is a cesspit of nationalistic anti-foreigner bile. You've gone full gammon, bruh"
by Daily Racist March 24, 2024
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gammon face

British term for (usually) old, upper class, conservative, racist white men who voted for Brexit. Usually characterised by their red “gammon” faces caused by heavy alcohol usage.
“Ah Gary… that gammon face has no idea what we working class go through.”
by anonymous March 31, 2024
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Gammon

Gammon (noun) is a thicker cut of pork that's similar to bacon. Its pinkish flesh reminds one of the florid complexion of a certain demographic of boomer white males, angry about foreigners, angry about immigrants, angry about young people, angry about... I dunno... Bounty Bars being smaller than they used to be. They often read the Daily Mail and probably play golf in all-male clubs while the "little lady" remains at home cooking. You know you've met a gammon because they'll tell you you're being racist against white people. Also: gammony (adj)
Blimey, Nigel was ranting on about immigration again yesterday. He is such a gammon.
by CurmudgeonRocket April 22, 2021
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gammon head

Someone with an abnormally large head
Oi Gammon Head! How Is It?
by VampyLovesCake August 30, 2022
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Gammon

British term of derision used to mock right-wing white men whose face adopts a pink-ish color (resembling a cut of gammon) during fits of anger.
"we just drove past a tiny #FreeTommy demo in trafalgar square and it was the most pathetic and most gammon-tinted crowd i’ve ever seen. dickheads."
by bpromas July 19, 2018
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Hackney Gammon

Used to describe overly wanky food or presentation of said food.

Can be abbreviated to HG in conversation.
That meat free, organic granola and avocado served in a hubcap on a breadboard is totally Hackney Gammon
by Timmmmmmmeh January 28, 2021
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Gammon gash

Holy shit that girls got a gammon gash
by Walesy5p February 5, 2018
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