Funky Puppet

While listening to your Ipod naked, the cord becomes wrapped up on the underside of your penis, creating a puppetlike effect when moved up and down.

that's one funky puppet

by RowRow77 January 3, 2008

Funky Tardo

almost incoherent mumblings from far East telemarketers and tech. support personnel as they reach your voicemail and decide to hang up rather than leave a message. May also be a form of a localized, derogatory term for "the guy didn't answer his phone, I got his machine"

Most always captured on your voicemail, from an unknown number.

When I played my voicemails I heard "...funky tardo, funky tardo, <click>"

by P@ssw0rd January 27, 2011

funky butt lovin

Term often uttered by a doctor after he is hit in the nose by a patient whose tendons have healed a little tight

Doctor: Ow! Funky butt lovin!

George: Did he say, "funky butt-loving"?

-paraphrased from the 1993 movie "Rookie of the Year"

by FreddyMcV March 28, 2007

chunky but funky

thick women that are actually hot looking

i'm not fat i'm chunky but funky.

by dirk diggler June 23, 2004

Funkytown

Synonym for Cocaine. used Predominantly in the Mid-South & Memphis.

Richard Pryor & Rick James went to Funkytown often

by Deez_Knutz February 25, 2010

Funky Worm

Popular ''funk'' song by 1970's soul group Ohio Players

My homme is jamming old school-The Funky Worm!

by SMBIGBOYZ December 7, 2006

funkay

another word for 'funky' but more, well, funky,

- "man, that backflip. funkay!"

by anon55 August 28, 2006