Standard black lace-up dress shoes, usually cheap and uncomfortable. Often bought for a funeral and never worn again.
"You're seriously wearing cowboy boots with that?"
"My other choices were Nikes and funeral shoes, so yeah."
"My other choices were Nikes and funeral shoes, so yeah."
by thesd August 1, 2007
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Get the funeralish mug.Also known as Canvassing is the unscrupulous practice of haggling with bereaved persons on the price of funerals outside of hospitals, the house of mourning, sites of accidents and deathbeds in hospitals.
That man standing over there approached me at my mother's deathbed to discuss the price of her funeral. I think he is funeral touting!
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“Let’s go to Sarah’s house it’s funer there” “Funer isn’t a word!” “fine letS go to Sarah’s house it’s more funerly” “ugh I hate you”
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Later on I gave him a traditional Hobo Funeral, like he always said he wanted, in the Safeway dumpster.
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