Fuckwit Convention

Any gathering of people that seems to have a strong majotity of dimwits, bogans, douches or randoms.

Let's get out of this bar, man. It's a fuckwit convention.

by Mighty-D April 7, 2011

neanderthal fuckwit

A derogatory term used to reference an uncivilized, unintelligent , and/or uncouth male. Similar to a chauvinistic pig, with the added attraction and charm of being lacking in all social graces.

I went out on a date w/ a guy who proceeded to tell me I was fat and stupid, what a neanderthal fuckwit. He then proceeded to call me a whales penis, ie dork.

by 5FDP July 8, 2009

fuckwit fred

insult for a person ,usually male, who is seen to act in a foolish manner.derives from term fuckwit meaning stupid person with no ability to learn.

local dumbass: oh dear i just walked into a lamp post for the 6th time this week
passer by: fuckwit fred!

by Jimmy P! February 8, 2005

fuckwit

a witless person who cudn't really giv a fcuk about anythin in life includin breathing,walkin,talkin,takin a bath etc etc!

the big fat sweaty non breathing (dead) delinquent didnt quite have the wit to fcuk!

by Mr t. urd September 5, 2003

Facebook Fuckwit

A Facebook Fuckwit is an individual that spends their half their sad life trying to collect as many freinds as possible on Facebook. The Facebook Fuckwit will spend ridiculous amounts of time on Facebook trying to increase the number of so called 'Facebook Friends', because in reality they have no 'Real' friends and it makes them feel better about themselves.

Drew Peacocks Law states that... ' The Higher Number of Facebook 'Friends a user has ' is proportionally equivalent to 'The lack of real world social interaction ability the Fuckit actually has'.

Fact

Facebook Fuckwit: 'I are so 'popliar,' I has over 2000 Facebook Friends, ... Fuck me, I are soooo 'popliar' and admired!'

Real World Person: No you Fucking haven't you Stupid Fuckin' 'Facebook Fuckwit!', you don't even know 10 people you can call friends........ go out and talk to real people in the real world, asshole!

by Dick Fulcrum July 19, 2010

You Fuckwit

When someone doesn't take you the right way to subway

You fuckwit, this isn't the way to subway.

by 499bkcaj July 4, 2017

Fuckwit English

When a person is so incompetent they don't know how to spell or use proper grammar or punctuation.

2dai i wnt n saw ma sista in da hosptal cus she fell ova lukin 4 her keyz n den she cudnt tlk ta me cus she was tierd. Yeah, that bitch is so fluent in Fuckwit English.

yeh i had 2 tak 2 wkz of wrk cuz i dun no how to spel shit

by One happy speller October 4, 2010