A fruitcake made by a raving bald-headed queen from West Bridgford during a break in an all-day session of World of Gay Warcraft.
What's that foul stench coming from the kitchen, Dad?
Its that bender making some more gay food. I'm gonna take a dump on Baldie's Fruitcake tonight.
Its that bender making some more gay food. I'm gonna take a dump on Baldie's Fruitcake tonight.
by Twaggy Smidgekin October 13, 2010
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Holy crap, Nukkam, get away from my apple, you furgin fruit-monger. Why don't you go analyze negative space or something?
by The Hyrax July 20, 2007
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1930s anti-lynching poem written by Meeropol, put to music and made famous by Billie Holiday. Provides possible basis for the name of hip hop group "Strange fruit project.
"Southern trees bear a "strange fruit"
Blood on the leaves and blood at the root,
Black body swinging in the Southern breeze,
Strange fruit hanging from the poplar trees."
Meeropol, 1939
Blood on the leaves and blood at the root,
Black body swinging in the Southern breeze,
Strange fruit hanging from the poplar trees."
Meeropol, 1939
by Jonathan Eakle September 25, 2007
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Jessica: "Who was that girl that wouldn't go away?"
Abi: "That's Lisa. she's a total social fruitfly."
Abi: "That's Lisa. she's a total social fruitfly."
by pretty immense kid July 22, 2010
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Get the fruit fucker mug.An obscenely obnoxious young child who can't seem to behave in any place, at any time. Typically has clueless progenitors who are too busy getting drunk and socializing to watch their children. The bane of waitstaff and service personnel everywhere.
"That little crotch fruit almost made me drop my tray!"
"Ma'am, please keep your crotch fruit away from the knives in the kitchen section."
"Ma'am, please keep your crotch fruit away from the knives in the kitchen section."
by Lillyla March 8, 2009
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The pirate Monkey D. Luffy possesses the power of the gomu gomu devil fruit, also known as the gum gum fruit and makes him a rubberman, meaning his body is made of rubber.
by JoeMcBobski April 9, 2010
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