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easter fooles day

The absolute best possible day to celebrate one of the most unlikely, unsubstantiated and ecumenically contrived events in the whole of religious history.
easter falls on the first day of april.
Isn't that also April fools Day?
It was. NOW it's Easter fooles day!
by YAWA January 24, 2018
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foolish whore

An affectionate insult aimed at someone who is simple minded enough to speak their mind all the time before thinking.
Calista: Where are my sunglasses?
James: On top of your head, foolish whore.
by Thomas McNab December 31, 2006
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foolmaker

Any of the many dark amber, thick, traditional British strong ales with an ABV of at least 5, drunk at temperatures just shy of room temperature. (Often jokingly said to contain twigs — an allusion to its rich consistency in comparison to anaemic and gassy lagers). A mighty reaper of brain cells, much favoured by morris dancers.
I reckon Adam and I must have had at least 9 pints of foolmaker last night: we woke up wearing each other's trousers.
by Zoboomafoobar July 15, 2009
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foolishnessity

someone: *says something stupid*
me: foolishnessity.
by foolishnessity October 15, 2021
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I pity the fool

A phrase popularized by Mr. T meaning that he feels sorry for you because he is about to beat your ass...
I pity the fool who wants to challenege me to a fight!
by Kevin587 April 7, 2007
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Fooliosis

“Fooliosis” or the medical term “Fooliosis of the skull”. A word that describes temporary paralysis of the brain and motor functions. This state is usually induced by alcohol or other substances. Symptoms are obnoxious laughing and hallucinations. Fooliosis can lead to erratic and otherwise embarrassing behavior. The first case of fooliosis was reported in Telluride, Colorado circa June 2005.
"Leigh is acting very weird, she must have fooliosis."

"Mom and dad, I have fooliosis of the skull. Ha, ha!"

Doctor: "I'm sorry Timmy, but a person with a severe case of fooliosis, such as youself, has a maximum of 1 week to live."
by nbolser July 3, 2005
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fbool

fuck both of our lives
Gina: omg this guy wont stop chatting with me!
Chantel: dude i have the same problem, the guy from the bar has been texting me nonstop all day.
Gina: fbool
by awkwardturtle69 March 23, 2010
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