Fodangle

Fodangle is the verb in which one person, fully erect, is kicked in the bottom of the penis with such force that when the penis hits them in stomach it has enough force to recoil and harm their testicles.

When the guy purposefully stuck his penis in the woman's anus without permission, the woman turned around and fodangled him.

by George Foreskin February 12, 2010

Friday O'Clock Shadow

The beard you grow when you've been too lazy to shave all week.

"Are you growing a beard?"
"No, it's just my Friday o'clock shadow."

by Jeremy Ampe December 9, 2008

Friday Fatigue

Being too exhausted on Friday due the rest of the week to go out and have fun, or do anything other than sleep. A serious condition any place where employees or students are worked to the bone.

Suzy: Hey May, our finals are finally over! Its Friday, lets go out and celebrate.
May: I really want to, but I'm running on 4 hours of sleep, I won't be able to make it.

May has Friday fatigue.

Bill: Bob, you won your first case! Lets go out and celebrate, its Friday!
Bob: I've been too stressed out to sleep all week, I think I'm just going to stay in tonight.

Bob has Friday fatigue.

by JStech November 27, 2012

friday night loneliness

It's Friday night and everybody is out partying and you're just sitting on your couch staring into space and wishing someone would at least message you or call etc. I sometimes suffer from Friday night loneliness but thank god for The internet and YouTube.

Are you suffering from Friday Night loneliness? Well go on YouTube and have a YouTube spree.

by The Darkside October 23, 2014

Friday blues

the feeling you get on Friday night when you wanna go out but have no friends

Anyone wanna hang out I'm having a major case of Friday blues

by Hannieissaotp April 12, 2019

Phantom Friday

Any weekday where it feels like a Friday.

Work seems so long, as long as it would on a friday. After its out, you have the best night ever. You go to hooters, see the hottest babes you have ever come across. Pick one up(maybe two). Then go see a movie, go back to the apartment and bang multiple times. After midnight, you are thinking wow that was the best night ever! Then you see the clock and how late it is. Thinking tomorrow is saturday.

No worries I can sleep in tomorrow, and remember"I have to go to work. AH FUCK MY LIFE! I just had a Phantom Friday."

by TANK 53 April 7, 2010

fifa friday

A woman free zone on a Friday night where fifa, drugs and alcohol take preference over anything else.

Pete, Ste an jonah all ended up in a grump cos phil smashed fifa friday..
Hes a legend

Yolo

by Properfrank October 6, 2017