jock freeman

a person who is 8th gen australian but is ginger so he should be deported back to Ireland but not north Ireland because were nice also he is a person that is pretty good overall but ehh he's all right I gusse don't know what else to say
you: my god its jock freeman
jock freeman: oh hell naw man no bitches💀
by TheReallyRealReel March 25, 2022
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Morgan Freeman

Morgan Freeman is rumoured to be playing the chocolate dildo in "willy wanka and the chocolate dildo"
One of the famed bears in the porcelain cave.
by Freethy August 08, 2008
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Freemanic Paracusia

A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the voice of Morgan Freeman.
Jim just gets lost in whatever he's reading ever since he got Freemanic Paracusia.
by doublechris August 17, 2008
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Freemanic Paracusia

A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of Morgan Freeman.
Even this Viagra spam is soothing when heard through the distorting perception of Freemanic Paracusia: "Why, you could enlarge your penis for cheap. My, my. Isn't *that* something."
by Zephyr Greene August 13, 2008
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Kipp Freeman

An old lady, with the name KIPP. Old, and likes natural disaster tapes,
CHILD: You're such a Kipp Freeman.
MOM: Why?
CHILD: Because you are old !
MOM: I AM NOT
by S3XY_J3N!N! November 06, 2011
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Morgan Freeman

an actor who often plays the role of "the wise black man".

he is the secret identity of god.
other religions refer to him as allah or buddha.

people found out about this because he played god in "bruce almighty".
morgan freeman is god! pray to morgan freeman!
by lalliman March 29, 2011
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gavin freeman

raaaaahhhhhhhhh!11!!!!!!
gavin freeman: RRRRRAAAAHHHH!!!!11!!1111!!!!!11111
by demetrius76 February 22, 2023
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