Fragile Masculinity

When your friend Aristotleis gets his knickers in a knot over a joke

“You’re kitty soft paws, brochacho!”
Ari: “No I’m not dude wahh wahh I am a man my mommy said so”
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson: “ Listen here, Jabroni. That’s Fragile Masculinity”

by OsamaBeenBallin December 1, 2023

fragilic

A mix between fragile and majestic.

My body became very fragilic after practicing yoga with the donkey down the street.

by Fragrilica October 9, 2020

docious-ali-expi-istic-fragil-cali-repus

A slang word for perfect or excellent

Boy: It’s docious-ali-expi-istic-fragil-cali-repus ...

Girl: Uh, what? Is that the word supercalifragilisticexpialidocious backwards?

Boy: Yeah. I’ve just learned it from my best friends.

by bluestinger66 July 30, 2022

Caucasian Fragility

The weakness and emasculation of Caucasians.

What motivated Caucasians to create spicy Caucasians; what motivated Caucasians to culturally appropriate anri-racism movements and make them about soothing fragile Caucasian egos.

Spicy Caucasians wouldn't exist if Indian government invested in basic facial recognition technology.

Caucasian Fragility is why there were 2 emasculated elderly Spicy Caucasian men openly and unabashedly claiming to be black men on Law&Order: SVU.

One of them even stepped in when a Caucasian colonizer from India was raped; considering the man is Indian himself, should come as no surprise.

Why would any real person of color support the notion that Caucasians are racism victims?

If someone claims Indian/Middle Eastern people are racism victims, they're an elderly emasculated Indian man choking on his Caucasian privelege and crying buckets of tears in Mumbai right now.

by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 July 26, 2024

Fragilic

Fancy and majestic. “Hello Mary,your dress is looking fragilic today!”

My writing is looking very fragilic after I practiced with the donkey down the street yesterday!!!

by Fragrilica October 9, 2020

fragile dreams

Fragile dreams are dreams that can be changed easily by looking at something.

Man 1: Hey, look at this badly drawn Elmo! Man 2: Hey, fun fact, I have fragile dreams! Now you ruined them! Man 1: Please don't kil- Man 2: I COULD'VE WON A AWARD FOR MY DREAM! NOW PAY WITH YOUR LIFE! Man 1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by The Life of Protein March 6, 2021

fragile opp

What Drake called Steve Lacy on his stream. No one really knows what this means, but apparently chat does. Maybe he’s calling Steve Lacy soft???

Drake: He’s a fragile opp
XQC: What?
Drake: Chat knows (they don’t)

by finna go dumb November 25, 2024