forty clamp

pronounced (fooooooooooo-D-Clamp)

Originated by the drunken shouts of one Dale Tourdot (pronounced: 2 dough) in an attempt to say "party time". Now a staple for the phrase "Im gonna get fucked up!" or "Fucking Sweet!". Used in extreme drunkeness as exclamation for elation or triumph. Was heard in another drunken shout on 94.1 JJO, the number one hard rock radio station in America and one of our own in Wisconsin

Drunk 1 (Whilst throwing in a game of beer pong): "Its rebuttal, make this so I can slam that keystone."
(Ker-Plunk-nothin but beer)
Drunk 2: "Foooooooooooooorty-Clamp!"

or
Drunk 1:"It's Sunday morning and we got nothing to do"
Drunk 2:"I got a case of keystone!"
Drunk 1:"Forty Clamp bitches"

by Colt .45 April 24, 2008

forty balance

a phrase used to describe a person's terrible balance
based off having 40/100 experience points in the balance category of NHL 11

damn it, i've got forty balance right now i can't even stand up

by wordception June 18, 2011

Forty faux

The age of a desperate woman, primarily, who cannot face the fact she has turned 50.

Hey, Happy Birthday! You’ve finally hit the Big 5-0?
No, still Forty Faux

by JoeWhoKnows February 21, 2018

Forty-fine

Forty-fine is the birthday following an erotically charged male’s 48th birth year, and chronologically before their 50th birthday. Every person in the world celebrates a birthday. However, not everyone turns “forty-fine”. Medical studies have proven that men who turn forty-fine have extremely high testosterone levels. Analysis for forty-fine year old males shows them matching or exceeding the average testosterone levels of 21 to 23 year old inferior males.

Today he is forty-eight, and on his birthday tomorrow he will turn forty-fine years old.

by HumansInventedTwerkingBRUH September 12, 2022

Forty Footer

A woman who is misleadingly attractive. Often times, from forty feet away a girl will look attractive, but from up close, shes looks like the nasty.

"Whoa. That girl forty feet away looks amazing. Wait a second, she is a beast. Shes just a forty footer."

by J-dog April 25, 2005

forty-five on the dingo

a euphamism for taking a girl from behind; doggystyle

"...then I went forty-five on the dingo and was so aggressive she dislocated her shoulder. Didn't even get to finish."

"Damn."

by grantaclause December 22, 2005

forty-mile-driver

some knob-head who drivers everywhere at forty miles per hour--speed limits don't affect these people. 70, 30, 50--all read 40!!pricks

was driving down the road, when i had to overtake some forty-mile-driver. as soon as we hit the thirty mile speed limit the prick overtook me!!

by earlfrew April 16, 2009