Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2 is a game where you just shoot enemies .-.
all classes: scout, soldier, pyro, demoman, engineer, sniper, spy, medic, heavy.
teams: blue and red

person 1: have you seen this game team fortress 2
person 2: ITS FOR $194124
person 1: no its for free
person 2: what
person 1: okay

by KnowYourMaths July 10, 2018

fortressed

1) to block all comers, an emotional moat, a land bridge with a false door, to Elba island oneself, to prevent all well intentioned youths from penetrating, to throw Helen out and burn the horse.

Tim's persistence and tenacity came to naught when his love crashed against her fortressed ramparts.

by Jonathan Ming February 25, 2011

Fortress on Wheels

An extremely large car over 2 tons in weight.

The traffic going to Chicago is crazy on Friday night at 6 P.M. We don't want anything small, we want a fortress on wheels. Ask Jason if he'd like to go.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Team Fortress 2

Best F2P game in human history.

Used to describe memory

You:Remember Team fortress 2?

Your crush: How did you get in my house.

by Realredspy November 23, 2021

Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2 is an Online First-person Hat Simulator.

To play the game you only need 3 things:
humor
Time
And a lot of Money

Well...if ya wan't to waste money...play Team Fortress 2!

When you haven't any Hats in Team Fortress 2...you screwed

by ILIKEEINHORNS January 3, 2017

Attacking her pink fortress

To attack one's pink fortress is to have vaginal intercourse, or if you don't know, the act of shoving one's penis into her vagina

Past tense: Attacked her pink fortress

Tyrone: "Yo, what you doin' wit' Cindy, man?"

Leshawn: "Attacking her pink fortress"

by Syringe Gun Enjoyer November 30, 2024

Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2 is the greatest hat collecting simulator of all time. It was originally released by Valve in 2007, and still maintains a strong player-base to this day.

Team Fortress 2 is one of the best free-to-play games out there. If you have Steam, you should definitely give it a try.

by This is my handle okay July 29, 2025