Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2 is a game where you just shoot enemies .-.
all classes: scout, soldier, pyro, demoman, engineer, sniper, spy, medic, heavy.
teams: blue and red
person 1: have you seen this game team fortress 2
person 2: ITS FOR $194124
person 1: no its for free
person 2: what
person 1: okay
by KnowYourMaths July 11, 2018
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Fortress on Wheels

An extremely large car over 2 tons in weight.
The traffic going to Chicago is crazy on Friday night at 6 P.M. We don't want anything small, we want a fortress on wheels. Ask Jason if he'd like to go.
by silverseal September 17, 2011
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fortress puppet

Someone whom has a larger penis then there working peirs and is appointed a position of leadership. Penis larger the 8
Damn I hate all these fortress puppets and I want to be like them
by Charles simone January 28, 2023
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fortressed

1) to block all comers, an emotional moat, a land bridge with a false door, to Elba island oneself, to prevent all well intentioned youths from penetrating, to throw Helen out and burn the horse.
Tim's persistence and tenacity came to naught when his love crashed against her fortressed ramparts.
by Jonathan Ming February 07, 2011
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fortress code

Atrociously written code that is only used or kept around because other code or systems rely on it.
Person A: Work today was rough. Someone threw together a program last week that takes minutes to organize files and we were told to use it.
Person B: Are you not allowed to change it?
Person A: Nope; it's fortress code at this point. Our boss replaced the computer's file manager with the program, and any change made to it would brick the computer.
by ChameleonDragon September 12, 2021
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Fortress of Stupitude

the impenetrable shell in which dwell people who's superstitious beliefs and/or antiquated opinions are unswayed by science, evidence, and irrefutable proof.
Don't bother trying to explain evolution to that guy. I've tried for years. Even our college professors gave up. He's listened to too much Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh and watched too much Fox News. Now he lives in a Fortress of Stupitude.
by hmcdesq February 19, 2015
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Attacking her pink fortress

To attack one's pink fortress is to have vaginal intercourse, or if you don't know, the act of shoving one's penis into her vagina

Past tense: Attacked her pink fortress
Tyrone: "Yo, what you doin' wit' Cindy, man?"

Leshawn: "Attacking her pink fortress"
by Syringe Gun Enjoyer December 01, 2024
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