Fernandina Beach

A tourist magnet located on Amelia Island on the very Northeast corner of Florida.

Best known by visitors for its beautiful beaches, the annual Shrimp Festival, the annual Concourse D'Elegance, the Amelia Island Plantation, The Ritz-Carlton, and the quaint shopping and restaurants in the older downtown area.

Termed "The Dirty Dina" by many locals for the widespread use of drugs and alcohol, and also for the rampant, ever expanding, and interconnected sexual activities among peers and/or randoms.

Visitor: "Fernandina Beach is so beautiful. I love it!"

Local: "Damn Dirty Dina!"

by A local June 15, 2008

Love Fern

Literally a fern. A plant a couple can buy to prove they can work together and be responsible before having children. Essentially, a plant one uses as a practice-baby.

Woman: "You killed our love fern!"
Man: "I'm sleeping with your sister"

by tunamelt416 March 18, 2011

Fern

Albie’s girlfriend who is the most amazing person on this planet who deserves everything. She is amazing at art and smiling. She gives the best cuddles and kisses ever. She is also very cute which is a bonus xx

I love you fern.

by Ferns boyfriend August 10, 2019

fernable

The state of being ready to perform for an audience that does not know better.

Wow, FINALLY "A Nightingale Sang In Berkeley Square" is fernable! Yay!

by Jonathan Bright November 12, 2008

fern ticket

By throwing your picnic blanket into the ferns a short distance from the path, you then make your way to the blanket and the undisturbed ferns then pprovide a modicum of privacy. Thus, you are able to indulge your ladies desire for outdoor persuits with reduced risk or being seen.

Simon: My Mrs wants me to fuck her outside but I don't wanna be seen by some Scottish pervert.

Adrian: Give her a fern ticket then.

by Big Pimpin Radfad October 8, 2009

Fernando Muslera

The best goalie of all goalies. He's handsome and has a total baby face. He was first choiced as the Uruguayan goalie in the 2010 FIFA World Cup in Africa. He's 190 centimeters tall and was born on June 16 1984. He blocked out two penalty kick for the Uruguay team during the match against Ghana. He's number 1 or 86 and plays for the Lazio team during the qualifying matches.

Did you see him? That's Fernando Muslera.

by Zena & Hercules July 24, 2010

Fernandes-ed

When a "friend" in you fantasy football premier league swindles you out of a great player during a trade.

Damn it, i just got fernandes-ed by James, thought i waa getting a good trade!

by Jt2501991 December 25, 2020