Flange

To speak wildly, incoherently. Generally done in situations of extreme stress and discomfort.
When I found out that my girlfriend had been cheating on me with another girl, I started to flange. My friend had to hit me to get me to be quiet.
by Rude Irish Rebel October 18, 2005
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Gorilla Flange

A particularly hairy and unkept minge. Also relates to a particularly noobulous person
By jove Nicholls!! Look at the gorilla flange on that!!
by Befferson 2 July 03, 2013
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Gribble flange

(grĭb′əl flănj)

n.

A Gribble flange is actually the device that causes electronic and mechanical devices to fail just a few weeks after warranty expires. Accurately tunable to suit different warranty periods. Perfected by Apple to require only a new improved OS every six months or so.

Formerly seen as a money grabbing device to benefit the manufacturer, now seen by Gen Y as no more than a friendly reminder that whatever the device is, it's about time we had a new one. In a different colour.
Ted: 'Where's your new iThingy?'

Bill: 'The Gribble Flange kicked in early - it's in the shop for repairs. Hope they forget to reset the timer chip.'
by KeithMyArthe February 24, 2014
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Flange Paste

The sticky mucus like fluid found inside a girls vagina. Can leak externally under certain circumstances.
Wow, that flange paste really got the engine oil out from under my fingernails.
by gerald_holmes October 08, 2008
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flange batter

This is commonly British termanology for when the juices of a female come out of the vagina. This "vagina" produces flange batter during what is known as foreplay.

Flange batter is an excellent and completely natural source for the wetting of the vagina. This leaves the axe gash open and ready lubed up for a good session.
- Darling, you must have been horny tonight, your flange batter is all over my sheets. Wow thats wet!

- Angela, your flange batter tastes like jiblets, now go have a wash.
by Marc588 June 29, 2006
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flang

see flaughngngngy
by little_hobbit_man July 04, 2003
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flange-tastic

An exclamation of greatness to the flangeth degree.

Often said mid sigh.
While watching his favourite episode of G-String Divas Lou let out a sigh and exclaimed "flange-tastic!"
by why can I never find a good name? September 13, 2005
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