Fitz

Fitz is the funniest person you will ever meet , he’s one of a kind and is likely to become famous with a musical talent . Out of all his friends he is the most turnt . he will do anything literally for no reason at all , you can get to know him in just one day

Her or she : Did u talk to fitz today ?
Incoming call from fitz *

by Noreason2121 November 23, 2021

Fitz

The funniest person you will meet , always make you laugh and you could never stay mad at him for too long . The most quiet when around people he doesn’t know but if he knows you he will act so goofy . His name is always mentioned and has a talent no one else has

Thats just Fitz he cool tho thats still my man

by Noreason2121 November 23, 2021

Fitz Effect

When subjected to a living situation where a male is surrounded by many unattractive females, thereby lowering his standards over time. Usually occurs in a college dorm where one is forced to live with the same unattractive girls for the entire year.

Dude 1: Dude, that chick is bangin'.
Dude 2: ...are you serious? That honors floor you're living on has gotta be giving you the Fitz Effect.

by WeezyF69 October 19, 2010

Lauren fitz

a Lauren fitz sings like a rusty hamster wheel. they look like a potato that you stepped on and can't get out of the bottom of your shoe mixed with a little mushroom. they are so spastic and they run like a fat ass goat. if you ever come in contact with one RUN because they will most likely have herpes.

person 1: Whats that screeching sound?
Person 2: oh its just a Lauren Fitz

by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 16, 2019

fitze

fitze is an alternate name for every guy wich can be used in every case.

hey Fitze!
are you going to bang Fitze tonight?
Fitze is such a handsome guy.

by therealfitze June 8, 2017

darcy fitz

Darcy fitz is a person that is very skinny, hate-able, black, and eats fruit. He likes to play apex legends on Saturday's, and likes to go to the water park on Sunday's, he has a pretty full schedule.

Darcy Fitz, you are so skinny and i hate you.

by eetswa ma brudda 33 September 13, 2021

Fitzing the schlitz

When two people engage in this, you'll know. Open a window, turn on a fan, and hope you're not a direct relative of either party.

Brad: "Dude, open a window, I just smelled them fitzing the schlitz."

Tim: "Shit, that was my cousin"

Brad: "Dude, you just got fitzed by relation"

Tim: Commits seppuku

by Larroldo Rivera December 27, 2008