fitter fot

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My boyfriend is a fitter fot.

by duggles123 January 22, 2022

Fitte

A juicy burger that you would usually eat in the afternoon with youre family.

Ahh a fitte is going to taste amazing now! Thanks grandma

by Burgerlover69 September 8, 2023

Carpet fitter

Someone who walks with their arms out to the side to make themselves appear harder, while in reality, showing off what a tiny dick they have.

A carpet fitter will walk with their arms out as if they are carrying two rolls of carpet

Look at that p**** walking like a carpet fitter. He thinks he's hard

by 123rodney123 November 12, 2018

carpet fitter

A jerk, a complete jerk to be exact. A little more precisely someone who says they'll do something sometime late morning, but don't turn up till late afternoon next Tuesday.

We were supposed to meet Barbie earlier, he never turned up, the fecking carpet fitter.

by DarthInsinuate September 22, 2005

Fitter

A knuckle dragging person, who isn’t really bright and uses very large spanners and big hammers to undo nuts and bolts. They generally do a 4 year apprenticeship, which consist of 2 year learning how the undo the bolt, then the next 2 years learning how to do it up. Righty Tighty, Lefty Loosey.

Some say they are Electricians with there brains removed.

They can’t spell refrigerator, but have been know to throw one.

There work uniform consists of a tutu, thong, painted nails and sometimes make-up, a drag queens version of a tradesperson.

They are also know for there very catty teenage girl like jealousy of Electricians, who are know to be the King of trades and fitters are at the bottom of ladder, in the trade world.
Fitter - A Spanner monkey that takes along time to learn anything.

Fitter - spanner monkey, that is a slow learner.

by Glenn Radford February 27, 2021

shinger my fitter

To stick your fingers into someones poop shoot!
(finger my shitter mixed around)

"dude, mitch's mom is on fire!! I wanna shinger her fitter!"
"hey jim, shinger my fitter!"

by sknudson April 8, 2008

Fitter

To update ones Facebook status more often, therefore eliminating the need for a Twitter account.

Why don't you just fitter about it?

If I had an iPhone, all I would do would be fitter!

by shockheaded October 29, 2009