Cum Filled Donuts

A phrase used by people when something unexpected/bad happens, used in the same way as "fish sticks!", "fuck.", "oh shit!" or "Bob Saget!" You can say it to anything that compares to biting into a donut filled with cum instead of jelly. The most effective phrase to use that doesn't include a curse word.

boy: "I'm so happy, i finished my homework and i think i'm going to get to third base tonight!"

friend: "Yeah, that Dickens essay took forever to finish"

boy: "Essay?!? Cum Filled Donuts!!!

by A International Poon Handler February 11, 2009

Creme-Filled Donut

A Creme-Filled Donut is when one to five males ejaculate into a tube sock that has a small hole at the tip of it. Then, taking the tube sock and striking an unsuspecting victim in the face, causing the seman to splatter, resembling someone being hit in the face with a creme-filled donut.

I gave Tom a creme-filled donut last night at Steves house.

by D.M.S December 5, 2009

Shit-filled fart bubble

1. A fart that has resulted in a bubble filled with shit.
2. A put down.

Man,your nothing but a shit-filled fart bubble.

by chamelion June 27, 2006

a puss-filled cyst in the colon of society

The worst of the worst, when it comes to social position. Bottom rung. Underneath the barrel. Complete and utter lack of inter-personal skills.

"That poor fucker's a puss-filled cyst in the colon of society."

by Kron' May 19, 2008

sist filled cum bubble

a cum bubble that is filled with sist.

"Bryanna always has sist filled cum bubble's "
me- "dude , whats that ..? " Bryanna - "oh i always have sist filled cum bubble's" me- "sounds painful ,and sexy in a way " ;D

by TheAwesomest. November 15, 2011

Chocolate Filled Cherry

An action following anal sex where the male removes his penis from the his partner's anus, and inserts his penis into his/her mouth. Following this action, the male promptly punches his partner in the mouth, causing his/her blood to cover the fecal matter in her mouth.

I gave that girl the chocolate filled cherry!

by Phishyman22 September 1, 2008

badly filled kebab

A particarly flabby female genetalia.

Going down on her was like eating a badly filled kebab.

by duno August 20, 2003