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34 felonies

So you consider that something that the opposition party is DOING TO Donald Trump...
Hym "So you draw the line at (apparently somehow magically) just GIVING Trump 34 felonies... But NOT... At manufacturing a mental illness out of thin air? And that's you 'not being a retard' to you? I've heard some of you call yourselves 'smart' so... That is 'smart' to you? You are mimicking the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia and they are just giving felonies to people... And the creator of Ai shouldn't get paid for some reason... And one of those is bad and the other is good? And that's what a smart person thinks?"
by Hym Iam April 2, 2025
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Felony

Felony. Felony is the type of person who always has your back. They’re always by your side, through thick and thin. Felony doesn’t always talk, for they fear they won’t say the right thing. They fear being alone, and constantly asks you if you’re mad at them. But you aren’t. Felony is that person there for you, and you’re there for them. They’re also very chaotic, as the name implies, usually having goblin energy. They would rob a bank with you.
You: Hey Felony, want to commit a Felony?
Felony: Oh hell yeah!
by A Human Crow December 11, 2020
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felony douchebaggery

Bad behavior of such an egregious degree or scope as to be deserving of serious punishment whether or not it is actually illegal.
Closing lanes on the GWB as political payback was clearly an act of felony douchebaggery.
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fishing for felonies

Entrapment by temptation or sabotage, so the target serves hard prison time or is deemed non credible to testify in court.
In order to silence a whistleblower, the rich CEO began fishing for felonies for his target by hiring actors to sabotage him.
by JDSAg April 13, 2023
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Felonious

Engaging in acts of fellatio while listening to the greatest hits of famous jazz great, Thelonious Monk.
Man that felonious was FUNKY.
by Stillnosenseatall July 1, 2019
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felony bag

A felony bag is the small carrying case used to organize & tote around the tools & gadgets needed to get high. A felony bag may include, yet not limited to, the following- a glass pipe, chore boy, a metal stick, syringes, tourniquet, cotton, metal spoon, alcohol pads, rolling papers, etc.
Damn girl, ur not afraid of getting caught with that felony bag in ur purse?

Dude, u better hope no police run up on us right now & find that felony bag in ur pocket!
by Bunny Palacio May 30, 2018
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Felony Fartinez

Timothy Heller supporters comment this under Melanie Martinez fan’s videos
User 1: *posts video about how much they love Melanie Martinez*
User 2: “ew, felony fartinez supporter
User 1: “stfu”
by Youhavemerethought September 14, 2024
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