Rehome Fee

A fee invented by pet-owners selling their pets to make money.
I am selling a 2 year old lab mix. Asking for a $500 rehome fee.
by morganwilltrollyou December 06, 2011
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Fuck Fees

Any monetary, health, or emotional distress resulting from having sex with someone.
He was stuck paying a high alimony and/or child support. He's really paying the Fuck Fees.
by Oberon247 May 17, 2008
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Don Fee

From the Cantonese "donphi" meaning "fart". Don Fee = male fart. (A female fart is Dawn Fee).
(Pull out your cell phone when you feel a fart coming on)
"Excuse me, I have to take this call from Don Fee Heating & Air Conditioning".
(Walk away to fart in private)
by Burt Farp May 04, 2006
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Mendell Fee

The Mendell fee is what is referred to as a preferred fee and will be tacked on to the price of the said service or item you are providing to your 'friend'
by Bar-fa-lo-mule August 26, 2011
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nommable fee

A fee charged or debt payed with food and/or drink, esp. very good food or alcohol.

Nommable fees are often charged when the debtor is an amazing cook, or occasionally when they are unwilling or unable to pay their debts financially.
I didn't feel right charging Melanie for computer repair, and she's a damned good cook, so I charged her a nommable fee.

Bob won't pay up the cash I loaned him. He keeps asking if we can call it a nommable fee.
by Ryumitsu August 09, 2010
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feee fee

Feee fee is a nickname for a nickname for a person with a big red beard.
With how you let your beard grow you are such a feee fee.

Hey feee fee how's it going today?

Fiona hates the first person who called him feee fee
by Allen of Tim November 16, 2016
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Jake fee

Jake fee is and absolute bellend
by Michael McCarthy October 08, 2018
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