fewneral

A memorial service for some no-account a**h**e whom virtually nobody liked --- or even associated with any more than they could help it --- while he was alive, and so there are almost no folks who attend said service because they neither want to bother paying their respects nor would they likely be able to squeeze out any crocodile-tears on his behalf; if anything, they're probably secretly thinking, "Good riddance!", and are actually **glad** to hear that he's passed, since it means that he will no longer be bothering them.

Ebeneezer Scrooge's fewneral was predicted to have a very low turnout, especially if there were no refreshments offered afterwards --- as one of the gentlemen in a small group whom the Ghost Of Christmas Yet-To-Come showed Scrooge said, "I must be fed, if I make one."

by QuacksO February 12, 2019

Feanor

Feanor is a soft hearted guy with a sick habit of falling in love with short cheeks, Feanor is committed and loyal to who he loves and cares for.

That guy can act like a Feanor

by anonymous October 30, 2020

Feanor Syndrome

A birth defect where you're born with an abnormally large nose and chin,

My son was born with Feanor Syndrome and is very ugly.

by benmsell December 25, 2020

Feiner

A term for methusalem-aged stiff, white-haired toothless and nearly blind dogs, mainly German Shepards and German Dachshounds, always expressed in 3rd person (he instead of you) with a warm friendly voice of rapture patting the dogs head with emphasis when their Feiner successfully shat, brought a stick, tore a blanket or bit someone.

It's pronounced as 'finer'.

The opposite of a Feiner is a "Pfuihund" (filthy dog).

The target of a Feiner, eg. food, a pillow or pants is called a "Feini" (fine thing, pronounced: finy).

So ein Feiner ist er, ja, er ist so ein Feiner (Such a fine one he is, yes, he is such a fine one)

by am fo March 5, 2021

Fleaner Bickin'

Extended session of clitoral stimulation through manual masturbation. Primarily by flicking the clit vigorously with either the index or middle finger at a high speed and steady pace. See also, flicking the bean/bean flicking.

After an evening of passionate flirting, they retired to his bedroom where they engaged in intense fleaner bickin'.

by Ilfed_sik0fit March 14, 2021

Feener

When someone’s foreskins is tangled used when someone is being stuck up and scared

Shut up u Feener and sneak out.

by Popesleftnut April 5, 2021

Fenerbahçe

Fenerbahçe Istanbul is the biggest club in turkey. Fenerbahçe has more history than Tottenham, Leipzig, and PSG. Fenerbahçe won 28 Süper Lig Titles and has the most trophies in turkey. (BIGGEST CLUB IN THE WORLD). Fenerbahçe > All clubs in the world. Fenerbahçe had many world class players. For example Jay Jay Okocha, RVP, Nani, and even Roberto Carlos.

Fenerbahçe is the biggest club in the world

by someweirdoontheinternet August 1, 2021