A sexual act where noodles, usually Maruchan instant, are slurped directly from a person's anus after they have engaged in anal sex and have at least 5 loads of cum and feces churned into truffle butter serving as a creamy carbonara like sauce.
Optionally the ramen seasoning packet can be added if the raw ingredients are sub par.
Optionally the ramen seasoning packet can be added if the raw ingredients are sub par.
by Demolitronicon January 14, 2023
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I ended up Eskimo felching this girl while we were making out last night and I can still totally taste it.
by Zute October 12, 2023
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Hitting your anal cream pie with a shot of compressed air duster before sucking it out with a straw.
"I thought it was going an everyday sort of felch... but then he hit it with some key board cleaner and gave me a carbonated felching."//
by Ol'Man Johnson March 20, 2025
Get the carbonated felching mug.The act of douching with Welch's grape juice to remove semen after unprotected sex, then drinking the resulting mix. Traditionally, the depositing partner is the consumer of the fluid.
by Shinercub October 22, 2014
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by Lauren16 August 21, 2006
Get the Fetching mug.Gaitan Feltching is whenever Miguel "Creepy" Gaitan is sucking sperm from his boyfriend's or some other guy-he met at Tabu bar & lounge, asshole.
Miguel "Creepy" Gaitan sucking sperm from his boyfriend's ass.
The Gaitan family caught their relatives Gaitan Feltching each other during their family reunion.
The Gaitan family caught their relatives Gaitan Feltching each other during their family reunion.
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Taken from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", to fetch the cow is to react disproportionately and inappropriately over a very small insult or slight. Can also be shortened to simply "fetching".
verb
Taken from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", to fetch the cow is to react disproportionately and inappropriately over a very small insult or slight. Can also be shortened to simply "fetching".
Man 1: Your scarf's quite gay.
Man 2: Say's you, fucking homo, I hate you. Your mum's sucking my cock every night, and I'm wearing this fucking scarf when she does it.
Man 1: Mate, stop fetching the cow.
Man 2: Say's you, fucking homo, I hate you. Your mum's sucking my cock every night, and I'm wearing this fucking scarf when she does it.
Man 1: Mate, stop fetching the cow.
by FetchezLaVache November 2, 2010
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