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fatbearditis

One who is consumed with fat, has a beard, and suffers great problems when both are combined.
"Damn Robert, your fatbearditis must be acting up today."
by Robert Clayton March 25, 2004
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Fazbearing

The act of ejaculating in response to a jumpscare.
"That movie was so scary, I was fazbearing my pants!"
by BangalangMan February 9, 2025
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freddys fazbears fat ass

its when you feel like freddys fazbears fat ass
what do you all feel like

freddys fazbears fat ass
by pluh juice October 25, 2023
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fatbears

Did you see that guy fatbears? I heard he really likes omelette
by TyroneXNova September 9, 2023
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feddy fazber

the motherfucker is a legend he scared me so bad i shit myself, screamed, farded in my fumble gumping flibble flarbs, sang the ABC's, then shit again.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THAT feddy fazber
by Mumfler Flibbergumpit March 18, 2022
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Freddy Fuzbear

-gonna change it up a little and type the definition this month :)
Happy 2 Years, my love-

The best set of kind eyes. He uses every opportunity and makes it his own, as he is a wide-eyed, tenacious guy. His eyes and the way they sit perfectly on his face when he smiles never fail to brighten up your day.A bright twinkle, a burning fire of passion in his eyes can always be seen on his face too. More than anything, people should take caution when looking into those deep blue orbs because he is simply alluring- the type of alluring that makes it impossible to leave, the type that is so charming you begin to question where have they been your whole life. The notorious 'Freddy Fuzzbear' may be intimidating at first, but as time goes on (and over a course of 2 years) you begin to realise things. Maybe those eyes are the eyes you want to stare into for the rest of your life. Eyes you want your kids and your grandkids and grandgrand kids to have. Eyes capable of telling you that you are loved and safe. Perhaps the rest of him will change, but these eyes will last a lifetime and I wouldn't change it for a thing.
I love you unconditionally and eternally.

Happy 2 Year Anniversary
you have freddy fazbear eyes :)

hey remember when I beat freddy fuzbear at chess!!!
by o0ga b0oga July 17, 2024
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