2 definitions by o0ga b0oga
The worst type of roadman. He uses every opportunity to boost his ego that's almost higher than him. A grey tracksuit can always be seen masking his orange fake tanned skin. His vape is also orange. People should take caution when meeting him because he is a child predator/stalker. The 'Willbertious Roadmanious' may be intimidating at first but when you talk to him more and more you'll find out that he is a true softie. A guy that has a smile plastered across his face when he sends you 50 reels of cats a day. A guy who (will)ingly sends pictures of his cats because he is soft. A guy that you can't exactly hate or like. Yes, he is somewhat cut but others call him mid.
by o0ga b0oga August 18, 2022
This is an update from exactly a year ago 18/8/22 1am when I originally typed a definition :)
The best type of cow. He uses every opportunity to boost his wife's ego which is almost higher than her (she's soo tall - a giant - a god, even). A semi smile grimace and kind eyes can always be seen plastered on his funky fresh face. His voice and laugh are also funky fresh. People should take caution when meeting him because he is simply a god (ladies back off, men too ik he's fine but chill). The notorious 'Cow Cow' may be intimidating at first but when you talk to him more and more you'll find out he is husband material. A guy that knows you so well he texts you 'have good nap' when you're just about to so your heart does flips. A guy who (Will)ingly replies to almost every single message and reel you send (I've sent so many the app crashed). A guy that you can't exactly hate but can definitely love. Yes others call him Will, but I call him mine.
My Cow Cow.
I'll love you unconditionally and eternally <<33
The best type of cow. He uses every opportunity to boost his wife's ego which is almost higher than her (she's soo tall - a giant - a god, even). A semi smile grimace and kind eyes can always be seen plastered on his funky fresh face. His voice and laugh are also funky fresh. People should take caution when meeting him because he is simply a god (ladies back off, men too ik he's fine but chill). The notorious 'Cow Cow' may be intimidating at first but when you talk to him more and more you'll find out he is husband material. A guy that knows you so well he texts you 'have good nap' when you're just about to so your heart does flips. A guy who (Will)ingly replies to almost every single message and reel you send (I've sent so many the app crashed). A guy that you can't exactly hate but can definitely love. Yes others call him Will, but I call him mine.
My Cow Cow.
I'll love you unconditionally and eternally <<33
'omg Cow Cow you fell asleep before me I win'
'I'm superior Cow Cow'
'I'm the best sudoku and spider player Cow Cow'
'Romeo and Juliet is your fantasy Cow Cow'
'I love you Cow Cow'
'I'm superior Cow Cow'
'I'm the best sudoku and spider player Cow Cow'
'Romeo and Juliet is your fantasy Cow Cow'
'I love you Cow Cow'
by o0ga b0oga August 18, 2023