faux 'mo'

A man who pretends to be gay, but isn't.

On THREE'S COMPANY, Jack Tripper pretended to be gay. Jack Tripper was a faux 'mo'.

by Montana Man June 18, 2006

Fauxtog

N. Fo-tawg. Fauxtography: The (fallacious) notion which many attractive co-eds harbor, an undeserved feeling that "I am talented." Unfortunately this feeling is based on the logic that all pretty girls are talented. (Jessica Simpson syndrome)

While this trend is as common as the digital cameras which make it possible, it existed long before point+shoot+post-to-facebook was the new art exhibit. Since the dawn of western civilization young hotties have paraded about with digicams, acoustic guitars, note pads etc. simply to feed their image and unjustly gain a sense of self-worth.

"Guys, check out my homepage, my mom just got me a digital camera, I'm into art now."

"Rate my new album: a collection of shots of trees, portraits, and my cat."

"I just learned to play Weezer's Undone on guitar, let's sing together."

"SLR? What's that?"

"Silly fauxtog girl"

by Myke Cash January 25, 2010

Fauxtography

A picture taken for artistic reasons that has become insanely popular but has taken no real skill to take whatsoever.

I just took a grayscale picture of myself looking to the side. I'M A FUCKING ARTISTIC GENIUS!

Dude, that's not photography, that's total fauxtography. Any scene kid on myspace can take a picture like that. That doesn't belong in an artshow.

by JRotten November 27, 2010

fauxto

An altered or misleadingly cropped/labeled photograph, or one in which the people/elements have been staged or arranged to give a false effect. See fauxtography.

The image of the dead man being pulled out of the rubble turned out to be a fauxto; a photograph dated ten minutes later showed him walking about.

by jaqua August 11, 2006

fauxtox

When a person's face looks lke they have recieved several botox injections, but they were just born that way.

Person 1: Dude, what's up with that guys face?
Person 2: I dunno, they probably just have fauxtox

by Jasonjackhammerz May 10, 2009

fauxbo

1. A fake hobo, for fashion's sake or to make statement. Someone who dresses or talks or acts like they're homeless, when in fact they're not.

2. Someone pretending to be homeless to get money.

1. Mat Devine is such a fauxbo. Look's goddamn hot though.

2. Don't give that jack your change, he's blates a fauxbo.

by LilaReed January 3, 2008

fauxmosexual

A man who acts like a homosexual in order to appear more interesting to women.

Oliver always has a limp wrist when chicks are a round, he is such a fauxmo.

by Jonez Cold July 18, 2003